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Nelly is not having a great weekend.
The rapper was busted for some crazy offenses yesterday (April 11, 2015).
We caught up with Nelly at a pre-Fiesta Bowl party hosted by Tostitos. And since it was a party, we decided to have a little fun in our interview…
Nelly, on the counsel of your Uncle Ned who’s convinced that if you don’t forward this email to 20 people you’ll have 20 years of bad luck, has decided that he shouldn’t have to pay taxes during the government shutdown. “If they’re not working, I shouldn’t have to pay taxes,” he told VH1.
It’s basically a black hole for hemp-loving celebrities: Sierra Blanca, Texas. The small town in the southwestern part of the state has made headlines for the drug busts of Willie Nelson, Fiona Apple, Armie Hammer and the artist formerly known as Snoop Dogg. Nelly’s tour bus was also stopped in Sierra Blanca, though he wa…
Chris Pine and Olivia Munn have called it quits, sparking tidal wave of hope among Fans Who Still Don’t Stand a Snowball’s Chance in Hell. (PopEater)
Nelly dispenses fashion advice. “Take off all your clothes when it’s hot” is strangely absent. (Lime Life)
Oh, yay; they’re making a movie about the Balloon Boy saga.
It must be reassuring for a girl like Ashanti that, after five years of touch-and-go dating, her man friend finally deems their little situation “serious.”
“That’s the thing between me and her,” Nelly told People Magazine of his R&B hit-making boo, “we just like having fun.”
The weekly caught up with Nelly at his 34th…
White girls can’t rap. And white, blonde Hills ditzes shouldn’t even try. But Heidi Montag did just that, kickin’ it with Nelly on MTV’s TRL while promoting her music, her Heidiwood fashion line and her continuing angst on The Hills.
Check it:Yo, yoI got HeidiwoodI’m wearing it all dayI like it, so what do you got…