Paris takes issue with the assumption that she has done an unfair share of sleeping around. “I’ve only done it with a couple of people,” she tells the mag. “People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss.”

The commonly accepted definition for a “couple of people” would be two people.

Now, there is graphic video evidence that this man is one of those people.

And Benji Madden, 29, spent nine months being labelled in the celebrity press as Hilton’s boyfriend; hopefully, in that time he became partner number two.

But maybe not: “I think it’s important to play hard to get,” advises Paris. “If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you.”

So Benji and Paris broke up because he respects her so much that he doesn’t want her to “give it up”?

Or maybe Paris is forgetting that she told News of the World in November that “every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex.”

A conservative count of every other guy would put that tally well above two.

A suit filed last week in Los Angeles has pinned the 40-year-old hanger-on and his roommate with brutality charges, according to TMZ.

Gertrude Harutunian is an alleged victim of a conspiracy to “hurt and injure” at a party said to be thrown last July at the Hollywood Hills residence Salomon shares with roomie Buddy Segal.

Harutunian claims she was invited to the soiree where narcotics like cocaine, meth and marijuana were “freely given out,” fueling Segal into a fit of rage.

She claims Segal dragged her by the hair off of a bed, proceeded to strike and hit her before throwing her across the room and into a shower, all while Salomon watched.

Haruntunian’s requested damages are undisclosed.

Salomon was first famous for dating and marrying Beverly Hills: 90210 starlet Shannen Doherty.  After their marriage was annulled (a theme?), Rick became infamous as Paris Hilton‘s costar and distributor of the heiress’s 2004 sex tape, 1 Night in Paris.

TMZ points out an interesting correlation with Salomon’s current residence—it happens to be the same property where the only recorded incident of domestic violence between OJ Simpson and his brutally murdered wife Nicole Brown Simpson occurred.

It’s true that Paris and Pam have terrible taste in men yet even they probably regret dating this slime ball. But not Shannen.

The 90210 actress tells Details magazine that she doesn’t regret her brief 2002 marriage to Randy Ricky, Us reports.

“There was something that Rick provided that was amazing to me,” she told Details. But then she adds, “I look at what he did [with Hilton] and think, ‘God, that’s disgusting.’”

And she knows from disgusting.

In her defense, Cristiano Ronaldo is one sexy man. But that’s beside the point.

Paris might mean well, but when it comes to men (and her career), she just doesn’t seem to know her limits. In honor of her recent rejection, here is the countdown of Hilton hookups! Scroll through the lucky 13 and ponder why they chose her.