In the September issue of Vanity Fair, O’Neal admits that he hit on his own daughter, Tatum. The best part about it? He did so at the July funeral of his longtime companion, Farrah Fawcett.

“I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me,” O’Neal recalls. “I said to her, ‘You have a drink on you? You have a car?’ She said, ‘Daddy, it’s me—Tatum!’ I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it’s my daughter. It’s so sick.”

Wow. Suddenly, Hulk Hogan‘s hands-on relationship with his daughter Brooke looks like something out of a Norman Rockwell painting. We’d ask O’Neal what he’s been smoking, but we suspect we already know.

Let us know in the comments section: Is your girlfriend’s funeral really an appropriate venue to hit on your daughter?

The funeral, which began at 4 p.m., was attended by her longtime beau Ryan O’Neal, Alana Stewart, her ex-husband Lee Majors, former Charlie’s Angels co-star Kate Jackson, novelist Jackie Collins and actress Joan Collins, among many others. 

O’Neal, who was scheduled to read the 23rd Psalm during the ceremony, was also one of the pall bearers.

Stewart and oncologist Dr. Lawrence Piro delivered eulogies.

View video of attendees arriving for the funeral below:

The couple has been together since 1980 and he has been by her side every step of the way since she has taken ill with cancer.

In a new interview with 20/20 airing Friday, O’Neal says that while she is “Fighting for her life, I’ve asked her to marry me, again, and she’s agreed.”

He went on, “I used to ask her to marry me all the time. But … it just got to be a joke, you know. We just joked about it.”

O’Neal still has his sense of humor. When asked what he will be wearing to the ceremony, he joked that he will be dressed “like a gigolo.” “You know? And a little thin mustache and slicked-back hair. I don’t know. We have fun, we tease about that.”

Congrats, guys!

In Touch reports that O’Neal was allowed out of Twin Towers correctional facility on May 15—the same day that the Fawcett documentary Farrah’s Story aired—to pay a visit to her.

This is the second time he’s been allowed out spend time with his mother, who’s currently struggling with anal cancer—the first time was on April 25, during a visit that was recorded for the documentary itself.

It may also be the last time that the 25-year-old, who’s racked up numerous drug charges in the past couple of years, gets to see Fawcett. Ryan O’Neal reportedly told friends recently, “Farrah’s condition has gotten worse in the last couple of days.”

Radar Online reports that 20-year-old “family friend” Dania Marin is seeking a restraining order against the 68-year-old actor, alleging that O’Neal made some highly inappropriate suggestions to her. 

According to court papers filed by Marin, O’Neal “asked me if I wanted to masturbate with him. Offered me a car back if I would engage with him.”

Someone pass the brain bleach, please.

The incident allegedly occurred on May 6, two days before the filing of the request for the restraining order.

All of this comes at a time when Farrah Fawcett, O’Neal’s longtime on-again, off-again girlfriend and mother to his son Redmond O’Neal, is battling cancer. Not to mention Redmond’s own entanglements with the law.

Good times, good times.

A hearing on Marin’s request is scheduled for June 17 at Los Angeles Superior Court.

Radar Online reports that the actor won’t be posting the $75,000 bail that Redmond incurred from his drug-possession arrest on Sunday—meaning that he could be staying in the pokey for the next two weeks.

“Redmond won’t be leaving jail anytime soon,” a family source says. “Redmond could remain in custody until his next court date on April 24th. His dad won’t be bailing him out. There is no chance that Redmond’s friends would be bailing him out either  as they don’t have the financial capability to do so.”

Redmond, the 24-year-old son of Ryan and actress Farrah Fawcett, was busted on Sunday while attempting to visit an incarcerated acquaintance at the Pitchess Detention Center in Castaic, California. Redmond was allegedly found in possession of heroin and Xanax, and was booked on two felony counts of suspicion of possession of narcotics and bringing narcotics into a jail.

The O’Neal family seems to be plagued by substance-abuse problems. Ryan and Redmond were arrested in September for suspicion of possessing methamphetamine. The elder O’Neal was sentenced to an 18-month drug program in January.

In addition to this latest family hardship, Redmond’s mother, Farrah Fawcett—who’s been struggling with cancer for the past few years—was hospitalized last week, and it was announced that the cancer had spread to her liver.

The son of Ryan O’Neal and Farrah Fawcett has once again been arrested for drug possession. In a not entirely bright move, O’Neal was visiting an incarcerated friend at the Pitchess Detention Center in Castaic, California, on Sunday when he was stopped in a routine car search. Police reported that O’Neal was acting erratically when they talked to him, and that he openly admitted to being in possession of narcotics.

Radar Online has learned that Redmon was in possession of heroin and Xanax, and has been booked on two felony counts: Suspicion of possession of narcotics and bringing narcotics into a jail. His bail stands at $25,000 after his Tuesday hearing.

Redmond was arrested in September 2008, along with his father, when the two were found with meth in their home. He missed an arraignment for the 2008 drug bust in February in Malibu and was issued a bench warrant for his arrest.

This arrest comes with the heart-breaking news that his mother is in critical condition in the hospital. Fawcett, who has been battling cancer since 2006, checked into a Los Angeles-area medical facility on Thursday.

But the most important role of his 67-year-old life may be joining his daughter Tatum O’Neal (who won an Oscar working alongside him in 1973′s Paper Moon) and his son Redmond O’Neal in a united battle against substance abuse.

The elder O’Neal was sentenced in Los Angeles Friday morning to an 18-month drug program.  The sentencing stems from a September 23, 2008, arrest of Ryan and his son, 23-year-old Redmond, on suspicion of possessing methamphetamine.

Law officials had come to the O’Neal home in Malibu to check on Redmond’s probation status. Redmond’s possession case will be heard on February 20.

Ryan’s daughter, 45-year-old Tatum, was arrested last year in June in Manhattan on suspicion of trying to buy crack. That wake-up call, according to Tatum, caused the Oscar-winner to recommit to her own sobriety.

The arrest of her dad and brother, seeming at first to be the next chapter in an ongoing family tragedy, may hopefully turn out to be an answer to Tatum’s prayers.

Back in September, actor Ryan O’Neal, 67, and his 24-year-old son Redmond were arrested for possession of methamphetamine at Ryan’s Malibu, California, home.

Cops had been conducting a routine check on the younger O’Neal, who is serving three year’s probation for drug charges stemming from last year, when they found the substance in Redmond’s bedroom.

Both father and son were formally charged with felony possession of methamphetamine in October.

Redmond’s mother is actress Farrah Fawcett, who had a long-term off-and-on relationship with Ryan.

His half-sister Tatum O’Neal told People in September, “I’m praying for both of them. I’m praying for my whole family. I hope Red will get treatment. That’s what he needs.”

Now the AFP reports that a plea hearing for both Ryan and Redmond was postponed until January 9, 2009.

Hopefully that blue can from the liquor store in Red’s hand is just a Pepsi. The last thing he needs right now is to add even more charges to his rap sheet!

Still considering that her younger brother Redmond, 24, and her Pop, Ryan, 67, were arrested for possession of methamphetamine on Wednesday, Tatum’s near summer long sobriety is quite a feat. If it’s true.

Tatum opened up to People about her wishes for her little brother: “I’m praying for both of them. I’m praying for my whole family. I hope Red will get treatment. That’s what he needs. There is hope for Redmond. He deserves to have the life a [young man] – going to school, hanging out with friends, getting a job. I wish the best for him.”

As for Tatum’s own recovery, she told the magazine: “I’m sober. I thank God every day I have been able to overcome my demons and my stuff.”

And she will be fine so long as long as none of her pets die on her any time soon.

First papa Ryan O’Neal and his son Griffin O’Neal get all fired up at a family gathering. Then daughter Tatum O’Neal experiences a life-saving crack run.

And this morning, Ryan and his 24-year-old son, Redmond O’Neal, were arrested for possession of methamphetamine at the actor’s Malibu, California, home.

According to the Los Angeles Times, police were conducting a probation search on Redmond—who was arrested for carrying heroin and meth in a DUI bust last year—at the O’Neal manse shortly after 7:00 this morning. The search turned up methamphetamine on Redmond’s person, along with a vial of the substance in Ryan’s bedroom.

The two were taken to the Malibu/Lost Hills sheriff’s station and booked.  Both O’Neals were released on $10,000 bail each.

No word on whether or not Bijou Phillips came to their rescue.

But with the superhuman powers that stardom bestows, celebrity dads are different.

They manage to juggle their familial responsibilities with frequent and intense inebriation and rampant fornication an active social life.

In honor of pops everywhere—but especially good man Mel Gibson, who doesn’t let his seven kids (or his duties as the mayor of Malibu) get in the way of a good time—veer to the right, and click through our Top 10 Countdown of notable pops who manage to parent and party.

Take notes, guys.

The 44-year-old actress, ex-wife of tennis star John McEnroe and mother of three was busted June 1 by New York City cops, after she was seen handing money to a known drug dealer.

The arrest, part of what officers called a routine street sweep, occurred about 7:30 p.m. near her East Broadway apartment. After the transaction, officers found one bag of crack cocaine, one of regular coke and a clean crack pipe. Guess the party hadn’t started yet.

The New York Daily News said Tatum initially told cops she was doing research for a movie role, then crumbled under the pressure.

“I’ve been clean for a long time,” she reportedly said. “Today was the first time I was relapsing, but you guys saved me! Can you let me go?”

She was charged with a misdemeanor—seventh-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance—and released. The alleged seller, Allen Garcia, was also taken in for felony sale of a controlled substance.

O’Neal’s arrest comes on the heels of her memoir, A Paper Life, in which she described herself as a child of both privilege and dysfunction. She cited early and rampant drug use by both of her parents, as well as abuse, orgies and a memorable makeout session with Michael Jackson.

During her 2006 stint on Dancing with the Stars, O’Neal, the youngest person ever to win an Oscar, felt together enough to dole out advice for Britney Spears, who also had just lost custody of her kids. “I went through my problems, too,” she told Entertainment Tonight, “and I relate to her…I had to realize that I had to take my own responsibility for everything.”

Looks like Tatum’s had a change of heart.

But enough about Uncle Ed; let’s discuss celebrities. Which stars will have a particularly captivating Memorial Day weekend? We’ve rounded up some prime contenders for your consideration. Let the Celebrity Arrest Pool begin!