So this is what it’s like to live like a dame.
Helen Mirren’s Los Angeles pad is still up for temporary grabs since being listed forever ago.
Like most action heroes, Jason Statham is virtually invincible — especially when it comes to critics.
From The Transporter to The Expendables 2, Statham’s core fan base consistently shows up to support their favorite owner of the best ‘80s cocaine beard ever.
But if reviews for this weekend’s Parker are any…