Lady Gaga has released yet another song from ARTPOP: “Venus,” in which she waxes poetic about space travel. Nope, just kidding, it’s an extended sexual metaphor. All of Lady Gaga’s songs are extended sexual metaphors.
Happy Memorial Day, America. Are you relaxing like our country’s most famous bachelor this weekend?
It’s Memorial Day, which means it’s also the unofficial start of beach season.