Robert Pattinson. Oh, how women pine for this floppy-haired bloodsucker who survived the British dental system with a smile as bright as his future.

Pattinson’s Twilight character, Edward Cullen, expresses his immortal love for the beloved human chick, Bella. We’re talking eternal love, that’s lifetime love kicked up a couple notches. The ultimate female fantasy, perhaps?

But just how eternal is this vampire love business, and how have the actors famously portraying the steamy vamps in the past lived up to this romantic notion?

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The 46-year-old Blade actor, who’s currently out on bond while waiting to appeal his three-year jail sentence on tax-evasion charges, has been loading up on tax-free freebies, the New York Post reports.

Snipes, who was sentenced in April 2008, was spotted at the Karl Feinstein Style Lounge at the Sundance Film Festival in Utah last week, enjoying the shwaggy benefits of fame.

Witnesses watched in awe as Snipes helped himself to freebies such as “Reebok NFL gear, boots for his whole family, a Bang & Olufsen headset and a year’s subscription to Netflix,” according to the paper’s mole. “He passed on a number of free goodies, but he didn’t ask the value of any thing he left with.”

Hmm; so presumably, he won’t be declaring the items on his tax return next year. Will you ever learn, Wesley Snipes?

The Style Lounge wasn’t the only stop that Snipes made during the film festival. Onlookers also spotted him at the after-party for action-crime drama Brooklyn’s Finest at Park City’s “eco-friendly nightlife destination” Greenhouse.

According to one attendee, “[Snipes] showed no sign that his pending jail time bothered him.”

Well, why should he be worried? With all of those goodies, Snipes will be the most popular boy in his cell block.

Despite being “dubious” of the validity of Snipes’ appeal issues, a judge in Ocala, Florida, set a $5 million bond so the actor could remain free until the appellate court had heard his case, stating that he does not pose a flight risk or a danger to himself or others.

E! Online reports that his attorneys have been arguing Snipes is on a crusade to right his case civilly and avoid such severe criminal penalties, even showing up with checks totaling $5 million for IRS agents. Cha-ching!

Alas, the way the wheels of justice turn, the judge noted Snipes’ sentence could have actually run its course by the time his case is heard.

For an unlucky dude, Snipes just hit the jackpot. Maybe the guy should play the lottery.