Nick Cannon's Wedded Wuss

Nick Cannon's Wedded Wuss-photo

What kind of self-respecting player would be caught shopping for Hello Kitty figurines when the world is full of flesh-and-blood dolls just aching for him to come out and have some fun?

It's newlywed Nick Cannon!  Shouldn't he have lovely wife Mariah Carey so entranced by his romantic prowess that she can think of nothing other than satisfying his every whim?

Don't cry yet, Nick. There is shame in being Kitty whipped so soon, but you are not alone. The honeymoon ends for every man.



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  • nadine

    well..well...well..well...trully INSECURITY is everywhere....huhuhu....I PITY U GUYS..COZ ..i knw why your mad....coz U just dn't want to see ur face in mariahs ULTIMATE COLLECTION.....God bless mariah and nick forever!!!!!!

  • lisatee

    his days consist of picking up hello kitty crap and laxatives for his lovely lady. it's like he's my boyfriend.

  • shutyortrap

    Nick -- what are you thinking!? Two words: so whipped

  • chichilavie

    I would have never figured Mariah a fan of Hello Kitty...