Nick Cannon’s Wedded Wuss

May 14, 2008 at 2:13pm
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What kind of self-respecting player would be caught shopping for Hello Kitty figurines when the world is full of flesh-and-blood dolls just aching for him to come out and have some fun?

It’s newlywed Nick Cannon!  Shouldn’t he have lovely wife Mariah Carey so entranced by his romantic prowess that she can think of nothing other than satisfying his every whim?

Don’t cry yet, Nick. There is shame in being Kitty whipped so soon, but you are not alone. The honeymoon ends for every man.

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