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Nick Hogan Is Finally a Man

by celebuzz on Jul. 23, 2008 03:44 PM / 2 Comments
Nick Hogan Is Finally a Man
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Hey, good news for Nick Hogan:

They're finally moving you out of that cramped, boring jail cell in Pinellas County Jail like you've been asking them to do.

Now, the bad news: You're being transferred to an adult facility.

Hogan (né Nick Bollea)—the son of wrestler Hulk Hogan who's serving an eight-month sentence for putting his buddy John Graziano in a vegetative state—turns the big 1-8 on Sunday.

According to TMZ.com, the whiny little sleazebag will celebrate by moving to an adult facility, after having been housed in juvey since his incarceration in May.

Moving into your first place after you turn 18 can be a blast! The parties. The lack of supervision. The roommate hovering over you with a shiv in one hand and...

There is one bit of good news for Nick. Now that he's of age, he'll be able to buy the issue of Playboy featuring his sister Brooke when it comes out.

Maybe the Hulkster will smuggle in a copy.

After he's done with it, of course.

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“TMZ is reporting that Nick Hogan turned 18 which means he can be transferred to an adult jail. I bet the Hogans will try to make sure that doesn't happen. Let's hope he gets transferred, after all, there is nothing better than getting boinked on your birthday! Happy Birthday Nick!”
Gabby Babble
“If Nick's lucky, he remembered some wrestling moves his dad taught him. Particularly the "Take Lots of Roids to Shrink your Nuts" maneuver. That way you can get hit there all day and won't feel a thing. I don't exactly know how that'll prevent the butt sex, but I've completely tapped all my interest in Nick's well being. So, who wants donuts?”
The Superficial
“I totally missed this last night and I was hoping for an update today, but so far nothing yet. Anyway, as you may have heard, Nick Hogan turns 18 on Sunday, meaning he can then be moved from his cushy juvenile facility to a full fledged, hardcore, sodomy-filled prison.

They say the only reason this might not happen is if it’s blocked by the judge or sheriff for concerns over his safety, but I’ve seen plenty of movies where the delicate blond gets pounded in the ass on the same day they turn 18, and they seem to love it, so I don’t see what the problem would be.”
Tell Us / Will Nick survive his stay in an adult facility?
Will Nick survive his stay in an adult facility?
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