Noah Cyrus Turns 10, Gets a Jump on “Fashion Icon” Status
Miley Cyrus may be the one with the clothing line, but clearly it’s her little sister Noah who has all the fashion smarts in that family. Noah turned 10 on Friday, and to celebrate, she hit the Grove in Los Angeles with her family—and revealed herself to be, despite her young age, a style renegade with a bold, compelling sartorial sense.
From the neck up, it’s all about working the “Young Woody Allen” look—a favorite among fashion-forward 10-year-olds. Moving down, the red frill says, “I am a poinsettia—beautiful, but poisonous,” the top says, “I am a snow leopard, rare and fierce,” and the clunky, Frankensteinian Chuck Taylors say, “I may only be 10, but I am fully equipped to kick ass.”
Yes you are, Ms. Cyrus. Yes you are. You’ve grabbed our attention, and this time you didn’t even have to dress like a midget stripper to do it.
Take a bow, you’ve earned it.






















She looks ridiculously like the old man from the Six Flags commercials.
wow, she’s even uglier than miley!!! i’m sure she’ll grow up to be just as much of a total slut!!
HAHAHAHAHAH
* awesome Noah,* =}
Noie always looks Great. She looks nice at tht premiere rocking “three peas co.” (thts wear her tops from). :D
oh wow, she really does look like woody allen.
every girl has the right to be ugly, but she abused the privilege…
she is the ugliest little girl i have seen in a while, please put some braces on her yall can afford it
all two is no nice thats crealry … and this is new mode like stupid gaga lol im just laugh and get that guys out of game
She is 10 (ten) years old. Not a celeb. Her mother buys most of her clothes and probably dresses her. Leave the child alone. She did not ask to have her picture taken and from the look on her face didn’t like it. Nobody has the right to hurt this little girls feeling. Shame on you. Do you also like to pull the wings off of butterflies?
she looks fun, i wasn’t dressing like her at 10 years old…but as juli said her mother buys her clothes (or maybe miley) and this is the explication. i guess she would be with frankie jonas and have her first kiss with him if frankie wouldn’t be so innocent…
I think she looks adorable here. It really is a shame that people will post on the internet that they think this little girl is ugly. I completely doubt any of you would say that to a little girl’s face. If anything you might walk away saying so to your friend, but you certainly wouldn’t post it for her and the world to see.
this is one butt ugly kid, with that makeup she looks goulish! what is with the glasses? she looks mentally deranged! if this was my daughter I would do a Michael Jackson and put a mask on her.
CUTE I SAY!! CUTE!! LOVE U NOIE!!
dont like miley dont like noahh
[quote=tatts09]every girl has the right to be ugly, but she abused the privilege…[/quote]
hahaha you’re so right!
to everybody that is calling her an ugly child, f*ck u, how the f*ck would u feel if people said that about ur child or little brother or sister? yall r some f*cked up people
hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU ARE AWESOME NOAH!!HAHA
“every girl has the right to be ugly, but she abused the privilege…”
hahahaha!
OMG! How can she dress like that! She’s 10 years old for goodness sake! It’s ridiculous!
Saying she has the “fashion smarts” of the family is really making a statement. This is terrible to say about a little girl, but she is hideous. I keep waiting for her to say “ill get you my pretty” like the wicked witch of the east. She is only a fame w*ore like her sister and at least her sister has a hit Disney show and albums to deserve to get media attention.
is Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry ugly !
omg people you guys are really digging into a 10 year old ??? holly sh*t you guys have issues
[quote=lady.gaga.]wow, she’s even uglier than miley!!! i’m sure she’ll grow up to be just as much of a total slut!![/quote]
oh my gosh thats just harsh!!!! noie is only 10 and both her and miley are beautiful and totally not sluts!!!
your so ugly
[quote=bianca]omg people you guys are really digging into a 10 year old ??? holly sh*t you guys have issues[/quote]
Yep they call her “slut. Ugly etc.” but if they speak about her like that looooooool and come to see her pictures is because she is worth it’ then shut up all your f…..
I can believe how people have issue in their life.
They are digging in a little girl because they are retarded and miserable.
[quote=Alexandra Zhu]oh wow, she really does look like woody allen.[/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[quote=lady.gaga.]wow, she’s even uglier than miley!!! i’m sure she’ll grow up to be just as much of a total slut!![/quote]
i like noah she nicce but her teeth ill icker than mi teeth…………………. srry!! noah if u c thiz get ur teeth fix!! i love u miley cyrus!!
why ya hatein on a 10 yrs old gurl all thoes who hatein on her should be ashame of themself 4 God sake she jus a 10 yrs old gurl ya talkin about a lil gurl like she ur equal shame on ur and ur need 2 get a life cuz ur done have 1 so sick of haters
[quote=Kopns]I think she looks adorable here. It really is a shame that people will post on the internet that they think this little girl is ugly. I completely doubt any of you would say that to a little girl’s face. If anything you might walk away saying so to your friend, but you certainly wouldn’t post it for her and the world to see.[/quote]
If I actually had the chance to meet Noah, I’d tell her, “You’re ugly, and will always be ugly no matter what. Looking like a mini stripper won’t help at all.” And I really hope she reads this.
She may be a kid, but she’s in Hollywood. Obviously her parents are at fault, but she is, too. She’s absolutely annoying, and even if her dad or sister weren’t famous, she’d probably end up dressing like a slut, anyway. -__-
i like u noah
sory but your not stealing frankie
[quote=lady.gaga.]wow, she’s even uglier than miley!!! i’m sure she’ll grow up to be just as much of a total slut!![/quote]
Your just jelause of her im 10 stop saying mean things about her your very mean!!