O.J. Simpson Mysteriously Beaten Up In Prison
O.J. Simpson was reportedly hospitalized after taking a severe beating within in the confines of his Las Vegas home, the Lovelock Correctional Center. What kind of sick sadistic bastards would beat the crap of a harmless old man who has clearly never hurt anyone? Just look at the poor guy! Seriously, how could anyone be cruel enough to mangle such a pathetically innocent face?
Simpson has been passing the time of his nine to 33-year prison sentence by serving as a gym janitor. He's really putting in the effort to make up for the assault and kidnapping charges he was slapped with after robbing two sports memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in 2007.
It's understandable when inmates take down pedophiles and rapists, but he's only serving time for a teensy tiny robbery; it's not like he killed anyone! Jeeze people, give the poor guy a break.