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Owen Wilson Is Gonna Need a Hug

by celebuzz on May. 15, 2008 06:39 PM / 5 Comments

Just as most people were getting used to the fact that they were a couple again, Almost Famous star Kate Hudson and failed suicide Owen Wilson have reportedly called it quits.

According to a Wilson friend quoted by People magazine, Owen did not take the split well. "It was a pretty bad break-up," the source is quoted as saying. "Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him."

If his behavior in New York last week is any indication, Owen may be succeeding in that goal. He was spotted hanging out in hipster enclave Upstairs Bar with a pair of female companions.

But clearly, that's just the false bravado of a broken heart. It's public knowledge that Owen is a fragile soul.

Paging Woody Harrelson; bring a quarter-ounce and a towel for your shoulder...

Quotables /

“Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have been rumored to be engaged, but according to pals of both, the two recently reunited actors have called it quits on round two.

A friend of Owen said, "It was a pretty bad breakup. Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him." And it looks like he already has, going out two nights in a row in New York and sweet-talking multiple ladies.

Kate broke up with Dax Shepard to get back together with Owen, who was so distraught last time they broke things off that he attempted suicide.

Owen must have had a big change of heart, considering he once decided life wasn't worth living without Kate -- or at least her rejection.

Good thing. She deserves better.”

Socialite Life

“Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are over - again - just two months after rekindling their dysfunctional romance.

Not sure of the reason this time around, but I'm assuming it has something to do with Owen Wilson having the maturity of a 12-year-old and Kate Hudson being embarrassed by him.

The hot mom was spotted wearing some bling on her ring finger last week, which got people all hot and bothered and jumping to the usual 'engagement' conclusion. Alas, the ring was just a stupid prop for her new movie...but apparently it did get the Bride Wars actress talkin.'

Word from her camp is that the blonde lovers are toast...like the really dark, black, inedible kind.

Luckily Owen has all been using all the right tools to 'put it behind him,' such as getting trashed nightly, sticking his penis in as many vaginas as possible, and behaving like a general child about the whole thing.

Hopefully it will offer Kate all the reassurance she needs to stay the hell away from this guy before he plans suicide number two...”

Pacific Coast News

“Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have officially broken up - again. Oh no. This can't end well.

Yikes! Somebody hide the heroin. But, in all seriousness, I can't even get myself worked up over these two. Not when freaking Lana left Clark last night on Smallville. I'm still crying! I mean, damn, is there hope for anybody in this topsy-turvy world! *kicks down cubicle* WHAT IS THERE TO LIVE FOR?!? I CAN'T-- Ooh, mini-eclairs! Nice. Say, can we get a janitor to clean this mess up? I, uh, saw a pack of Shriners plow through here on their karts. Yeah, Shriners...”

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lisatee 1 yr 6 mos ago
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these two really should never have gotten back together.
chichilavie 1 yr 6 mos ago
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I'm much more interested in that outfit she's wearing and not in a good way. What is that?
bananas 1 yr 6 mos ago
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I'll give the butterscotch stallion a hug!
schawkvalue 1 yr 6 mos ago
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Anyone have Kate Hudson's email? Wait! I will just go out to Hollywood blvd and get a star map! That way I can show up at her house with flowers! Yeah that'll work...
gossipguy 1 yr 6 mos ago
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i'll go with you schawk!!! she's a hottie