Sean “Puffy” Combs (or is it Diddy?) has made claims to be more than the average man when it comes to his sexual prowess, his tolerance for waxing his man jewels, and his ownership of private jets.

But no matter what guilded shoes Diddy wears, they don’t protect his feet from stepping in a hot mess of dog caca on the streets of Manhattan.

Will Diddy’s run in with the pooch poop make him seek out the excreting pup and the derelict owner? Diddy’s known to take no prisoners when it comes to vengeance.

That means Mariah Carey better watch out…but Nick Jonas is safe.