George Clooney Knows How to Get Things Done

Daily Mail Apologizes to George Clooney for 'Inflammatory' Article About His Upcoming Wedding to Amal Alamuddin

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George Clooney Knows How to Get Things Done
George Clooney is mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore.

The Gravity star was furious about an article the UK website the Daily Mail wrote claiming his fiancée Amal Alamuddin's mother Baria did not approve of the couple's upcoming nuptials based on her religious beliefs.

The Oscar winner was so incensed he wrote an op-ed piece for USA Today calling the bogus story "irresponsible" and possibly even "dangerous."
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Author: Barbara DeFranco Tags: ,
 

2014 Battle of the Bikini Bodies: Models and Wildcards

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2014 Battle of the Bikini Bodies: Models and Wildcards
The Battle of the Bikini Bodies is back! Last year, you crowned Britney Spears the champion. This year, we need you to get to "work, b*tch," and vote for a new champion. The first round features Courtney Stodden, Kate Upton, Bar Refaeli, Chrissy Teigen, and Coco. You may vote once per hour. Who will be crowned the ultimate bikini babe in 2014? It's up to you!
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U.S. Government Seeking Immigrant on Vandalism Charges

Justin Bieber Will Be Charged with a Misdemeanor for Egging His Neighbor's House

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U.S. Government Seeking Immigrant on Vandalism Charges
Rick Perry's dreams are coming true, one at a time. The U.S. government is cracking down on the country's criminal immigrant population, starting with Canadian singing and dancing everteen Justin Bieber. Bieber will be charged with misdemeanor vandalism after his was recorded egging his neighbor's home in January.
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Forget 'Batman v Superman', The People Want to See 'Katniss v Hermione'

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Forget 'Batman v Superman', The People Want to See 'Katniss v Hermione'
We're over your crusty old "dark" male superhero movies. We're over Batfleck. We're over sequels to reboots that weren't even good! We're over all of that. We're here for Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeen versus Emma Watson as Hermione Granger. That's what the people want. They also want today's winning captions, so here they are.
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Here's an Old Video of a Late 1990s Angelina Jolie Talking on a Drug Dealer's Phone for 17 Minutes

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Here's an Old Video of a Late 1990s Angelina Jolie Talking on a Drug Dealer's Phone for 17 Minutes
The Angelina Jolie that we know today is not the Angelina Jolie that once was. That is clear. This Goodwill Ambassadoring, world traveling mother of six is not the wild child who won an Oscar for Girl, Interrupted 14 years ago. Which brings us here. National Enquirer has purchased an old video of Jolie, allegedly filmed by her then-drug dealer Franklin Meyer.
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