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Pam Anderson, Seek Help Now!

by Celebuzz on Aug. 26, 2008 12:59 PM / 1 Comment
Pam Anderson, Seek Help Now!
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Crikey, Pam Anderson! Look at you in Sydney, Australia, pimping your new series Pam: Girl on the Loose. Your recent brush with XXX furball Ron Jeremy has damaged your appearance forever!

Why does your face look like a wallaby corpse? Why are the lines in your forehead so deep they could hide quarters? Did a dingo eat your sexy?

No wonder you've instituted a "no close-ups" rule in the filming of your series.

It seems that at least one Aussie lad still considers Pammy a worthy sex symbol.

Must be Australia's whole Southern Hemisphere backwards thing: Summer is winter, water drains counter-clockwise, and Pam Anderson is still attractive. What a crazy, mixed-up country.

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“Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson is down under promoting her new reality TV Series Pam: Girl on the Loose today because she knows that in Australia, everybody is too drunk or sun damaged to care about leathery skin.

The reality star showed up to her press call looking like she'd forgotten her make-up artist in the states and applied eyeliner after downing 10 vicodin pills.

Hey, at least she's keeping things ''loose'...”
Pacific Coast News
“Holy crap, that doesn't even look like Pam Anderson! What the hell is going on with this drag queen's eyes? It looks like a raccoon stole her wig and put on her dress.

Here's the book-loving Baywatch star back in Australia promoting her new reality show Pam Anderson: Girl On The Loose, which I hear isn't great. Maybe they should have made a sex tape instead called Pam Anderson: Girl On A Moose. That might actually be her showing us something that would be somewhat surprising.

And of course, at the red carpet event, Pammie signed some guys red panties. All in a day's work for our girl.”
Socialite Life
“No this isn't Marilyn Manson channeling Marliyn Monroe, this is in fact one very tired and worn out Pamela Anderson. The blonde bombshell looked a shadow of her former Baywatch days, as she struggled to look sexy whilst promoting her new TV show, 'Pam: Girl On The Loose'. It also appeared she went one coffee to far whilst applying her eye and lip liner.”
Splash News Online
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