Pam Anderson Threatens to Have a Reality Wedding
If practice does indeed make perfect, perhaps Pamela Anderson really is on the path to marital bliss.
The much wedded actress—whose previous husbands include Tommy Lee, Kid Rock and Rick Salomon—is hinting she may get hitched yet again, this time on her upcoming reality-TV show, according to starpulse.com.
"You'll see men around," Anderson says of her series, Pam: Girl on the Loose, which debuts on E! August 3. "We haven't had any weddings yet while filming, but I won't rule it out...sometimes I can't control myself."
Yeesh, and some people claim gays are threatening the sanctity of marriage. Can't we get a Constitutional amendment passed preventing this leather-faced, silicone-stuffed gorgon from walking down the aisle ever again?
Suspect judgment aside, the question remains: Who's left for Anderson to marry?
Expect a Very Special Episode of Pam: Girl on the Loose in which Anderson scours the parking lots of local Home Depots, interviewing potential spouses.