Paris and Benji Play the Match Game
Jun 26, 2008 at 3:22pm
Just as pets and their owners begin to resemble each other over time, so do celebrity couples.
Witness Paris Hilton and Benji Madden, who stepped out for an evening at L.A.’s Crown Bar. Paris looked slightly more elegant than usual in a black getup that screamed, “Look at my cleavage!”—in a dignified way, of course.
Benji sported a freshly shorn noggin that needed only a nipple painted on top to star in its own sex tape.
Looking good, kids! Way to coordinate. And Benj, you just might make this list yet.
The only question is, which would be more fun to rub: Hilton’s hiked-up hills or Benji’s bald bulb?
OMG HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!
They are the most awkward looking couple ever!!!
he looks like a serial killer
its totally the blind leading the blind
[quote=missamericandream]he looks like a serial killer[/quote]
possibly Uncle Fester from the Adams Family.
dude, put your hat back on!! you’re scaring the kiddies!
interesting…
Paris needs to put some lotion on her ashy knees.
[quote=noah]
possibly Uncle Fester from the Adams Family.[/quote]
X2
You get a much better look at Paris’ cleavage in her audition video for The Queen! check it out here:
http://minimovie.com/film-128313-Lost%20Screen%20Tests:%20Paris%20Hilton