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Paris Hilton: Au Naturel?

by Celebuzz on Nov. 5, 2008 06:59 AM / Leave a Comment

OK! reports that Paris Hilton, currently terrorizing London, loves being "all-natural." The celebutante of celebutantes feels that girls who opt for the needle or the knife make themselves look "older."

“They make themselves look older. A lot of girls who are 21, they have a lot of work done and they look 40. It ages you. And you’re going to have to maintain it. By the time you’re 30, you’re going to look like you’re 50. By the time you’re 50, your face is going to fall off,” she says.

Who knew the fake presidential candidate had such deep thoughts that weren't written for her? Scratch that, who knew she could compose that many sentences at the same time?

Paris seems to be one of those girls who would haul ass to the plastic surgeon's office the second something droops or wrinkles. But apparently not.

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“Paris, I’m sorry to tell you this, but you’re old news. Sure, you sucked-off Hollywood like a pro and stretched your infamy way beyond your allotted 15 minutes, but it’s time to face facts: You’re as relevant as Lisa Stothard. Who? Exactly. You’re like rolling papers without weed — completely and utterly useless. Don’t try to attach yourself to Obama or McCain. You’re not invited to the party. We’ve had enough of your big ass feet, wonky eye, and killer snatch. There is one thing you can take credit for though: The word “Cum Dumpster” entering the English lexicon. Besides that, you’re a cockeyed zilch. Cue the sad road music; it’s time to show Paris the door.”