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Paris Hilton Chokes Back Double Wedding Rumors

by celebuzz on Jun. 18, 2008 10:47 AM / 6 Comments

Paris Hilton is denying rumors that she will be marrying her boyfriend Benji Madden in a nightmarish double-wedding scenario where her best friend, Nicole Richie, stands beside her marrying Benji's twin, Joel.

"No, I think we both would want to have separate weddings," Paris said in an interview with E!'s Ryan Seacrest.

Paris, who has been dating Good Charlotte's Igor-esque second banana for several months now, is considering being a copycat mother.

"Harlow has really just changed [Nicole's] life," spouts Paris. "And I love kids, so I can't wait to have one one day."

Call out the National Guard! And the CDC! Please help children with their oxygen masks before applying your own!

The Madden brothers appeared on Seacrest's show the day after Paris, and simpered about their love for The Simple Life stars.

Hilton's boy Benji noted that he "looks up" to brother Joel's relationship with Richie, and that "they're the coolest family" he's ever seen.

Uh, it's his brother, and his brother's kid. Isn't that his family, too?

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“It’s getting serious between Paris Hilton and Benji Madden. The two have already introduced their parents to each other. Paris’ mom Kathy (that charmer above) told In Touch:

“I have met Benji’s mother, Robin, and she is very nice . . . We were all cleaning the kitchen together after the (Memorial Day) barbecue, and Paris helped . . . I think [Benji] sees the real Paris.”

Kathy Hilton is obviously off her meds. With her daughter’s fake hair extensions, colored contacts, nose job, and hair coloring, it’s hard to believe that anyone could “see the real Paris.” Benji getting to know Paris deep down inside* is about as likely as a dyslexic solving a rubic’s cube in the dark — neither is going to get accomplished without a lot of luck and cramped fingers.

*Also getting to know Paris deep down inside: 34,752 male (and 17 female) residents of Los Angeles and that broken shop vac she keeps under her bed.”

Celebslam

“Joel Madden reportedly got so irritated at the wedding rumors that he's taken to posting on his Good Charlotte site to stop the phone calls from relatives. Obviously tired of all his friends and relatives checking up on him (and the pissed-off voicemails from his friends), Joel posted a full message that read:

"So i feel really stupid even posting this, but i've been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren't invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer I could give them was that i didnt know we were having one. So i just found out that star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and thats where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two."

Way to call them out on it, Joel. Now let's wait and see if his prediction is right.”

Splash News Online

“Benji Madden has babies on the brain and wants Paris Hilton to have some on her uterus. He talked to Ryan Seacrest today and had the following response when asked if he wants children:

"Of course when you're that happy, you think about everything. I mean, she's my best friend. I've never been so happy. Nothing worries me in life anymore. When you find that best friend, that love, all your worries kind of go away. Your work gets better and everything you do, you have someone supporting you, and she's that for me. I've never been supported so much."

Huh. Benji Madden sounds surprisingly chipper for a guy whose penis is about to evaporate in 5... 4... 3... 2.... *poof*”

The Superficial

“aris Hilton's beau Benji Madden says he is ready to be a Dad. The Good Charlotte star revealed he is not scared of having children and gushed about his love for the hotel heiress on KIIS FM.

Asked if he worried about having kids, Benji said: "Not at all. I mean, she's my best friend". The rocker's twin brother Joel then laughed, "I can see it tomorrow, 'Benji's Ready for Fatherhood'." Rumours have been rife that Paris and Benji could be planning a joint wedding ceremony with Joel and girlfriend Nicole Richie, but the brothers, both 29, told Seacrest that was not a possibility. But Benji admitted he had thought about "everything".”

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ballier88 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Man...I feel for those dogs
notobsessed 1 yr 5 mos ago
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A double wedding would be nice. A double wedding made into a reality tv show would be super amazing. A reality show were they get married and divorced in 1 episode would be even better
katie999 1 yr 5 mos ago
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LOL nicole is gonna be so sick of paris if that happens
gorillasayz 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Does anyone else find it disturbing how they are all connected to each other that way? You would think they'd branch out a little in the world we call slutty-wood.
gossipguy 1 yr 5 mos ago
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the day paris has a kid, the world has ended. she isn't even allowed a new puppy.
bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
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paris would love having a little mini-me barbie to dress up