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Paris Hilton Classes Up the Joint

by celebuzz on Jul. 1, 2008 08:24 AM / 8 Comments

Pure-as-the-driven-snow Paris Hilton must have finally had a stylist tell her how she's been looking cheap as hell for the last umpteen years. 'Cause here she is in a new photo shoot looking Aryan, domestic and...halfway classy?

Is this a part of her continuing makeover? Hilton has seemingly settled down (for now) with Good Charlotte's Benji Madden, and she recently donated a substantial sum to a children's hospital in Los Angeles.

Can the queen of questionable self-promotion turn over a new leaf? She probably still shouldn't be allowed near kids (as she is in these photos) until the Centers for Disease Control gives an official okay, but these shots are light-years from her usual slutty desperation schtick.

Granted, she's still showing off the chicken gams and clutching a live animal that she's later going to abandon to fend for itself, but progress is progress.

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“Paris Hilton has made a tax-deductible generous donation to the medical building at Children's Hospital Los Angeles. The exact amount has not been released but it is believed to be at least 3 months handbag money for Paris, so it is a great sacrifice for the young millionaire. The 460,000-square-foot Childrens Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases is expected to open in 2010.

As much as I hate to be nice about Paris Hilton in a post, you can't knock her for this. I even avoided all the obvious Paris/hospital/disease quips. She used to be so reliable and now she has gone all kind and generous. Come back Britney and Lindsay, all is forgiven.

If only she had donated to Chlamydia Research...”

Splash News Online

“And it's not an STD. Paris Hilton was obviously urged by her people to attempt to offset her demonic skank image with some charity. Children's Hospital in Los Angeles has announced that she's given an "extremely generous" donation towards the construction of a 460,000 medical tower at their facility. Can she jump from it?

I can imagine the conversation.

Paris's rep: Sweetie, people have this view of you as..well, uh..
Paris: Oh my god, are you watching The Hills? Lauren Conrad is SO FAT. She's a total cow. She probably has a cottage cheese ass like Kim Kardashian's. Ugh, thank god I'm so awesomely thin. And smart! Wait - what?
Paris's rep: What I was saying is that there's this opportunity to donate some money to the children's hospital..
Paris: What's that?
Paris' rep: A hospital. For children.
Paris: Is there a bar?
Paris' rep: It's a hospital.
Paris: So there's drugs?
Paris' rep: *sigh*

Her contribution will go towards a double patient room in the Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases.

"I am so happy and fortunate to announce my support for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles," Hilton said in a statement. "The children I have met through my [involvement] at Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart," she said in a statement that she totally didn't write.”

Socialite Life

“The 27-year-old hotel heiress has made an extremely generous personal gift to support the construction of the New Hospital Building at Childrens Hospital Los Angeles.

Her gift will be directed toward the New Hospital Building Campaign for construction of the new space for children being treated at the Children's Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases in the New Hospital Building.”

Just Jared

“Puppet master Spencer Pratt has been spewing bile about Mary-Kate Olsen for longer than we had previously known. Remember how MK grudgingly spilled to David Letterman after much prodding that Spence "does not have a good temper."

And to disprove her point, Pratt immediately flew off the handle and called her a "famous troll." Luckily, though, he has slutty Jesus on his side.

Now, it turns out that the little goon bragged in a 2007 Details interview about Brody Jenner (yeah, nobody noticed at the time) the he once sold a pic of Mary-Kate drinking for $50,000. If lightning doesn't strike that the gremlin with the flesh-colored beard immediately, I'm going to stop feeling bad about never going to church.”

Socialite Life

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hwoodgrrl 1 yr 4 mos ago
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she still looks pretty slutty to me.
thrudawire 1 yr 4 mos ago
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LOL.

Those kids look evil!!
tailormaid 1 yr 4 mos ago
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always with the dog, drink, and the sunglasses. hasnt changed a bit!
katie999 1 yr 4 mos ago
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that little girl looks like she's gonna eat us alive
moneymakestheworldgoaround 1 yr 4 mos ago
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she just wants the spotlight back on her now that nicole is getting so much attention.
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Wow, those are some creepy looking kids. But I'd be glaring to if I was exposed to the toxic fumes that Paris exudes.
maneater 1 yr 4 mos ago
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please push her in the pool little kiddos!
tomt1967 1 yr 4 mos ago
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I think she actually looks kind of sexy in that picture. Though, she looks much sexier in this hilarious video:

Paris Hilton Audition Tape!