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Paris Hilton Does Some Venting

by celebuzz on May. 20, 2008 11:17 AM / 4 Comments

Egads, Paris! We know that your grandfather screwed you with the whole inheritance thing, but surely you can still afford to purchase a full pair of pants, right?

The elder Hilton sis made an odd sartorial selection yesterday, gallivanting through the streets of Beverly Hills after a suntan session in breeches that featured bizarre, thigh-showcasing vents. Perhaps she's hoping less is more?

Of course, compared with some of the getups Paris has been seen in, this is practically a burkha. She must be on her way to a funeral or something.

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“Paris Hilton displayed an interesting choice in legwear yesterday after tanning at Portofino Sun Center in Beverly Hills.

They're like aerated genie pants. And, in truth, we would like them a lot had she worn them with, say, a pair of flat sandals. Something about this outfit, as is, just isn't working for us. It's probably the person in the clothing more than the clothing itself.

The ever overaccessorized Hilton flashed her thighs and her smile as she made her way back to her SUV.

She has nice teeth.”

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notobsessed 1 yr 6 mos ago
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NO. NO. NO. this better not become a trend
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 6 mos ago
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she wore this to a tanning salon??? in the 90+ degree heat??
mraniston 1 yr 6 mos ago
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"thats NOT hot"
lisatee 1 yr 6 mos ago
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maybe she wanted to tan with stripes on her legs...