Why Paris Hilton Would Rock as Prez
Oct 12, 2008 at 7:39am
Everyone’s been talking about McCain vs. Obama, but Paris Hilton has been getting in on the campaign action as well.
How great would Miss Hilton be as the first lady Prez? Think about it:
- Her first initiative will be to build a new dog park in every new city. Because dogs have feelings too!
- Daily press conferences would be opened with a fashion show AND a performance by Good Charlotte.
- She definitely knows how to manage her finances. Economic crisis, what?
- Senators and Congressmen would be stylish and on top of their games, as hair extensions would be required! And everyone knows, bad hair days can lead to national disasters.
- She’d require educators to promote purity rings.
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