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Paris Hilton Stands Up for Abstinence

by Celebuzz on Sep. 8, 2008 07:29 PM / 2 Comments
Paris Hilton Stands Up for Abstinence
WENN

Paris Hilton, the new face of abstinence? The socialite, business mogul and XXX starlet is a surprising spokesperson for cause keep-it-in-your-pants. But the generous heiress can't help herself.

After comic Russell Brand ripped into the Jonas Brothers at Sunday's MTV VMAs for sporting their purity rings, Paris felt moved to take a stand.

Paris told Us, "[Virginity]'s something cool for a kid to keep, so don't pick on them for that."

So, basically, Paris won't pick on you if you're a virgin. Just if you're fat or don't have a lot of hair.

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“You know what's a good thing to do when Paris Hilton embraces your cause? Drown yourself in the tub. Which is convenient considering these kids still bathe together.”
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  • theblowup 1 yr 2 mos ago
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    With all that money she just looks so cheap. Not classic or classy or even fashionable at all. I bet that dress cost a grand and it looks like a side table - table cloth. you know, the ones you can buy at Sears?

  • offman 1 yr 2 mos ago
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    Hey, I like Sears! Especially the tool department!

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