Paris Hilton Turns Comedienne in McCain Spoof
The non-partisan Paris Hilton has finally backed a presidential candidate. Her.
And it's...humorous? No, really. Despite the spray-tan, wall-eye and skanky bikini, it's amusing
The best part: "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pick out a vice president. I'm thinking Rihanna."
Rihanna would be a coup. She would probably be the first female vice-presidential candidate whose nipples we've seen.