Paris Hilton's BFF Goes VIP

by celebuzz on Jun. 6, 2008 03:09 PM / 6 Comments

Say what you will about her, Paris Hilton knows how to milk a photo op. The celebutante, socialite and sex tape star is on the cusp of another reality show, this one to find her a Nicole Richie substitute so she can recapture her girlfriend glory days.

Paris Hilton's My New Best Friend is exactly what it sounds like.

Twenty contestants compete to prove they are up to the flashbulbs, fakery and finery of Young Hollywood, and the blond one herself picks the applicant she has the best "chemistry" with.

Think A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, just without the sex. Then again, maybe she will get randy for the good of the show. You just know Paris is giving like that.

Last night, Hilton gave a potential BFF a shot with a one-on-one dinner at Citrus, which sits inside boîte of the hour Social Hollywood. How'd the wannabe fare under the X-ray gaze of the paparazzi?

Well, the babe is smiling for the cameras...seems she still hasn't learned lesson number one.

Quotables /

“Hey, if hanging out with wannabe celebs helps pay the bills, Paris Hilton wants to know where to sign the dotted line.

We gazed upon to blond socialite after she dined at Citrus restaurant on Wednesday inside the exclusive grounds at Social Hollywood on Sunset Blvd.

Who is that smug brunette in the yellow top, you ask? Well, she is part of Paris' gravy train A/K/A a contestant for her new reality show "Paris Hilton's my New BFF."

I guess "Simple Life" got too hard. So she simplified even more.”

“So, Paris Hilton, yeah, probably pregnant. That’s Paris leaving Eva Longoria’s restaurant Beso last night. No word on where Paris is having her baby shower but—if God does indeed answer prayers—it’ll be at Planned Parenthood tomorrow.”

Celebslam

“Paris Hilton was walking around last night with Benji Madden or Joel Madden or whichever one it is she dates, and she looked suspiciously pregnant while doing it.

So if you’re wondering if I’ve been put in charge yet, this is how you can the answer is "no." My plan calls for Paris Hilton to be flipped upside down and then we’ll fill her vagina with cement. I know it's sounds radical, but it’s the only way to be sure. I'm tough but fair.”

“There is something mildly hilarious to me about Paris Hilton's latest ploy for attention, by which I mean the way she's clearly trying to seduce us all into believe that she is with child.

Since she was recently spied whooping it up and drinking heavily, I assume Benji Madden's seed has not yet found purchase in her womb. And yet no one in the world could convince me that Paris isn't trying to make us suspect otherwise with this particular choice of outfit -- and posture. The top itself is actually rather cute (though the leather jacket is a bit heavy on it), but I guarantee you that it was chosen for Maximum Bump-ability. Paris is the only non-pregnant woman in the world who would welcome people wondering when she is due, rather than frantically making plans to hit the gym, thanks to her own desperate need for attention. You know you're frantic to steal the spotlight when you put on a top and say, "does this make me look kind of pregnant? AWESOME."”

Go Fug Yourself

“And surprise, surprise! It's not STD's or homemade sex tapes.”

Splash News Online

Next Story / Idol David's Cookin' with Kimberly Caldwell

Comments / 1-6 of 6

Sort Oldest First

drama4mama 1 yr 5 mos ago
Reply

That chick needs to put those ugly teeth away.
dancingqueen 1 yr 5 mos ago
Reply

ewww this is what hollywood is coming to.... i wish the classy stars like Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta Jones would come back....
mcdreamyisme 1 yr 5 mos ago
Reply

I guess they weren't screening the girls who were accepted to the show....
mynameisearl 1 yr 5 mos ago
Reply

Paris Hilton My New Best Friend

i didn't even read beyond that.
hwoodhills 1 yr 5 mos ago
Reply

Remember when life was easy? Pre-internet /Reality when the worst thing on TV was anything with Ted McGinley? How Pilton has managed to stretch her 15 minutes into several years is beyond me. SOMEONE must be watching. The future of America looks bleak, kids.
lisatee 1 yr 5 mos ago
Reply

"I guess they weren't screening the girls who were accepted to the show...."

If they screened, there'd be nothing left to pick from.