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Pete Doherty: Where Does all the Money Go?

by celebuzz on Jun. 10, 2008 08:53 PM / 6 Comments

Released from jail last month early, after spending time behind bars for parole violation, Pete Doherty's next goal is to figure out what the hell happened to his finances.

Avoiding the obvious answer that he spent it all on drugs, Doherty has convinced himself that he has been swindled. According to the feebleminded Babyshambles singer, "I've got a few concerns at the moment over issues with management—where the money has been going and distribution of wealth."

This investigation of Pete's includes a serious sit-down with his bandmates to figure out "what's happening and why, when and who with."

However, Doherty's self-destructive behavior may eventually cost him his band as well. Conflicting rumors swirl that guitarist Mick Whitnall is quitting to join Amy Winehouse's touring band.

Whitnall has previously been romantically linked to Winehouse, an affair that ended his 15-year relationship with his girlfriend Hannah. Clearly, Mick likes mixing business with...drug-addled maniacs.

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“Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty made a YouTube video together (after the jump) that can only be described as "WHAT THE DOUBLE FUCK?!" It's essentially the two of them playing with, no joke, newborn mice and babbling incoherently.

If Pete Doherty, drugs and baby mice can't save a marriage, then, shit, I don't know what can. Oh, wait, yes I do: FUCKING THERAPY! Get some, lady. And tons of it. If you don't think things are that bad, here's a newsflash: Pete Doherty - not a figment of your imagination. Uh huh, that thing is real. Kind of blows your mind doesn't it, Amy? ... Amy? Are you even listening to me or just eating the china cabinet?

Thanks to Sexyonia who doesn't think mice should be used as pawns in relationship drama. However, they work nicely on a chess board. Check, mate!”

The Superficial

“Pete Doherty debuted a handful of lovely new skin lesions at London's Celebrity Soccer Sixes tournament yesterday, suggesting that he and Amy Winehouse have been sharing more than just a crack pipe lately.

It was much more fun to believe that the 'highly contagious' "impetigo" scabs Amy showed off last month were really burns caused by deliriously stubbing out cigarettes all over her face.

But apparently they were the real deal, and Pete was stupid enough to rub skin with her before her doctor-prescribed caviar cream (oh yes, it only gets more nasty) kicked in.

She better not let Blakey know about this...he's gonna get jeeeeaaaaalous imagining the details. Especially if he hears about Pete and Amy sharing weird intimate moments. With baby mice.”

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bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
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its amazing how someone can spend ALL their money on drugs and destroying their lives
ballier88 1 yr 5 mos ago
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what does he even sing?
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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he obviously spends a lot on his wardrobe and upkeep on his amazing good lucks - duh!
missamericandream 1 yr 5 mos ago
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hes so gross!
cameronkitty 1 yr 5 mos ago
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what's the tattoo on his hand?
moonshine 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Why would anyone want to join Amy Winehouse's band?