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Pete Says His Only Twins Are Ashlee's Mammaries

by celebuzz on Jun. 13, 2008 10:34 AM / 5 Comments

During a radio interview with a Phoenix station Thursday morning, Pete Wentz chatted about impending fatherhood, gushing that he and new wife Ashlee Simpson "have been keeping a journal for them."

Taking "them" as a clue that the Wentzes are expecting double bundles of joy, Perez Hilton reported that he called Pete to confirm.

According to the limp-tressed rocker, twins are not what he meant.

"I can tell you we are absolutely not having twins," Pete backpedaled with Perez. "I totally misspoke, 'cause we dunno if it's a boy or girl. I try to speak vaguely, and I totally blew it on this one."

Since this comes from a man who is known to deny the obvious until the last possible moment, it's hard to know what to believe, though one look at Ashlee's belly reveals she's probably not harboring two little ones in her womb.

That is, unless she's on the Nicole Kidman gestation cycle, in which case she might just be housing triplets.

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“Where's the other one? Pregnancy only inflates one boober sometimes? Huh?

Twin flat irons! Except he's since cleared the statement up with another gossip blogger who shall remain nameless because that arrogant bitch gets enough traffic.

That's good, but it still doesn't explain why pregnancy has only enhanced one of Ashlee's tatters. Can pregnancy wonk mammaries? Ladies? Anyone?”

Socialite Life

“Added the 29-year-old Fall Out Boy bassist to In Touch recently, “I’d like to know the sex of the baby. It would be a bummer if you bought a boy a bunch of pink stuff!””

Just Jared

“I wonder if Papa Joe was seething when he found out that she was knocked up. Poor Petey has to put up with more of the holiday events with him.”

Gabby Babble

Tell Us / Is Ashlee pregnant with twins?

These two are no strangers to denying baby reports. Are they fibbing yet again?

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gossipguy 1 yr 5 mos ago
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the only two people who are less fit to handle twins than these kids are jamie lynn and casey.
cameronkitty 1 yr 5 mos ago
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why does everyone in hollywood have twins? its not THAT normal, is it?
flirtyfabulous 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Leave it to the man to screw it up
notobsessed 1 yr 5 mos ago
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i really dont like him..AT ALL. he seems so cocky
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Papa Joe fed her fertility drugs on the sly. He needs more clients.