PHOTO GALLERY: Spencer & Heidi Pratt's Bahamas Beach Day

Um...is this real life?

Check out these absolutely ridiculous pics of Heidi Montag in her happy place. In a bikini, on the beach, with her hubby Spencer Pratt. Oh, and Spencer's definitely wearing a playboy shirt with Heidi's cover on the front. It's almost too much.

The reality stars were in the Bahamas over the weekend for Heidi's appearance at last night's Miss Universe Pageant. If you missed her epic performance, catch it right here.

Enjoy all the new pics of Heidi showing off her best assets at the beach in our huge new gallery. You're so very welcome.

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  • mmabs
    mmabs

    u guys are haters! i tink she's sexy!!!

  • popi
    popi

    heidi is the biggest skanky whore slut i have ever seen and she is so fake i rekon she is still jelous that lauren looks way better than her and always has and always will heidi is a loser and so is her man spencer who needs a bloody kick in the face probly make him look better than he does now i agree! and her husband spencer is a phsyco freak

  • julio
    julio

    forsure she f*cking fine i wanna to out with her and bamher lol

  • Paul
    Paul

    Wow you people are being really judgmental.

  • Timothy Humptydumpty Cooke
    Timothy Humptydumpty Cooke

    OVER RATED FAT ASS .. I think having a fat ass is the point..

  • cowboy
    cowboy

    There isn't a guy on earth that wouldn't lay some meat between those cheeks if he had the opportunity. I know I would.

  • romeo
    romeo

    she has a nice ass this is just typical white guys talking don't know a nice ass when they see it, they must have a small penis

  • Izzie
    Izzie

    None of the other celebs look into the camera and pose! xD She's so full of herself... Why is she famous, again?

  • DSSADAS
    DSSADAS

    why does this f*cking whore think shes sexy??one word hooter girl...SLUT!!!

  • Stacy Mccoy
    Stacy Mccoy

    if she wasn't so stupid she mite be pretty..

  • nivia
    nivia

    she was pretty before the surgery now shes a mess.

  • ana
    ana

    lmaooo!!

  • Claudia M. Cintron
    Claudia M. Cintron

    I can't stand the bitch but this is an old photo anyways and she sux. Lauren is ten times better looking than this whore...lol

  • lori
    lori

    i don't know who she is...but she has a nice figure, maybe not the best or the most athletic by your standards, .but all you guys must be old, fat and ugly that's why you hate so much...everyone is entitled to their own opinion...the older you get the less critical you become when your own flaws become evident. Just ask anyone that's battled with weight issues or who's turned 40. Just be thankful that you're not lying in a hospital bed hooked to a breathing tube, not knowning if you'll ever be able to enjoy a day at the beach....I have found being pretty and thin is a blessing and a curse...you are hated and loved at the same time - too much jealousy......

  • haley6098
    haley6098

    oh never mind...i take my last comment back

  • baba
    baba

    Love it!

  • Cindy
    Cindy

    She has a nice figure... at least to my taste. She has a butt, curves. You've seeenmany women here with square shape figures, no curves, thier bodies don't look feminine. TO bad she and her phony husband Spencer are abnoxious people. Did I spell that right? sorry lol

  • Biancé Van Der Bank
    Biancé Van Der Bank

    fake

  • Izzie
    Izzie

    She's always nociting the cameras... When no one else even cares, or poses, or smiles... It just ticks me off, somehow. ._.

  • Adeline
    Adeline

    Sorry Gily, I said these curves can be natural, until I've seen whothis is.... We all know that there is nothing natural about Heidi Montag

  • Anastasia Beaverhausen
    Anastasia Beaverhausen

    How very Christian of her.

  • CHARLES
    CHARLES

    wOW...........

  • Listentoit
    Listentoit

    Which Heidi Ass is bigger, this one she bought, or Spencer?

  • Gily
    Gily

    The bottom of her bum sticks out at an odd angle (on each cheek). It starts normally, then just suddenly gets impossibly round. Me thinks she has had butt implants.

  • Liz
    Liz

    Barbie. I can be pretty too if I have 11 operations done. She is really lost her mind ,she said she cant even have her breasts done again because that would be against the law! She has them done as big as it could. She's insane!

  • PDott
    PDott

    oh is that why she just had 10 different plastic surgeries? no no, she has some serious issues, beautiful or not. Agree, even before all those surgeries, she did things to her body, she already got a boob job before she got those massive stripper balloons put in there!

  • ella23
    ella23

    I like heide ,but lauren is my absolute fave!!!

  • me
    me

    she just made her face more f*cked up...

  • jenn
    jenn

    Jenna, you nailed that one. Bunch of women that hate her cuz they could never look that good. And guys who are disturbed because they will never get a girl like this. Honestly, if I looked this good, I would be in a bikini as often as possible. She is naturally pretty and a beautiful figure. oh is that why she just had 10 different plastic surgeries? no no, she has some serious issues, beautiful or not.

  • jenn
    jenn

    [quote=Jessica Williams]so much jealousy on here it's ridiculous! this is faaaaaar from jealousy. hell yeah she has a nice body, but she is the biggest arrogant bitch i have ever seen on television, and the intense plastic surgery she just went through proves everybody's point

  • keri
    keri

    She is absolutely gorgeus! Comments below just show that some ppl can be so mean

  • teriqua
    teriqua

    quit hating Jenna, you nailed that one. Bunch of women that hate her cuz they could never look that good. And guys who are disturbed because they will never get a girl like this. Honestly, if I looked this good, I would be in a bikini as often as possible. She is naturally pretty and a beautiful figure.

  • haven846
    haven846

    Oh yeah, she definitely looks like every bible-loving christian I know. What a f*cking joke this girl is.

  • Dustin Diamond
    Dustin Diamond

    not even her real ass.its from the corpse of a horse... on her face i mean.

  • twiistedbeauty
    twiistedbeauty

    She is saying kiss my ass beotches. It would be pretty hilarious when Jaws comes out of no where to bite off that bitchy ass. LMFAO

  • AdaSA
    AdaSA

    I think her bum looks great here- I would kill to have a butt and legs like that. The very, very scary thing is that she has just had a buttock augmentation and 9 other procedures in 1 go. Why, Heidi, why????

  • *S2*
    *S2*

    that would mean that she had a brain in the first place.. lol.. Hahaha LOL!! So Truueee!!!

  • niki
    niki

    it's f*cking hilarious how jealous evry1 here is. i heart heidi

  • Blush Biggavel.
    Blush Biggavel.

    [quote=Answer my question]why is she always posing so slutty? because she is. lOl

  • michael
    michael

    The face could has stopped its share of trucks, the body is mostly plastic....................hideous!

  • hech
    hech

    It looks like she's about to fall over from sticking her ass so far out. slutty for sure.

  • MissChanteBaby
    MissChanteBaby

    Argh she tries too hard. All her pictures in a bikini are in some slutty pose

  • thatgirl
    thatgirl

    okay,first of all sheethead you have been commenting very weird and rude on everyphoto so stfu...she's very pretty but her attitude makes everyone think she's ugly

  • Sheethead
    Sheethead

    Only a true DlCK sucking fag would think she is ugly or has a fat ass. When was the last time you went to Walmart, to see the fat asses there. Go look at some fag photos if her sweet butt turns you off.

  • MajorPain23
    MajorPain23

    I aint even kno she had a lil donk on her lol....she aint just ugly, but she iight!

  • adfaf
    adfaf

    wow who knew! hehe

  • mrsedwardcullenbby52
    mrsedwardcullenbby52

    I cANT stand her!

  • fuckhaters
    fuckhaters

    thats not her real ass ! and you would know ??????how

  • foxyfresh
    foxyfresh

    you guys are retards shes fn hottttt

  • Ashley
    Ashley

    [quote=Answer my question]why is she always posing so slutty? ya like why does she have to stick her ass out like she actually has one wtf

  • Beenthere2
    Beenthere2

    Give her a few years, that sexy butt will be down to her thighs. Nothing you can do about naturally fat buns. Like dripping wax they slip downward in time. Sigh.

  • Lorraine
    Lorraine

    oh god she is the sluttiest bitch ever.. lauren is way better than her and spencer is just fugly.. both need to get a plastic surgery and she needs to take some of that ass and put it inside her head.. but wait she's too stupid to be able to think about that!

  • mino
    mino

    her ass is not even real. can you say butt implants

  • james
    james

    [quote=Answer my question]why is she always posing so slutty? that is posing sexy!!!!!! u r jealous

  • playswithsquirrels
    playswithsquirrels

    thats not her real ass !

  • gueibor
    gueibor

    i absolutely hate heidi montag... why is she always in a bikini posing for pictures? Because, as the Superficial Writer would say, that's her only useful state.

  • lexi.k
    lexi.k

    i absolutely hate heidi montag... why is she always in a bikini posing for pictures?

  • austin
    austin

    i think she looks en SEXY...

  • Jessica Williams
    Jessica Williams

    so much jealousy on here it's ridiculous!

  • stephmcgirr
    stephmcgirr

    heidi is the biggest skanky whore slut i have ever seen and she is so fake i rekon she is still jelous that lauren looks way better than her and always has and always will heidi is a loser and so is her man spencer who needs a bloody kick in the face probly make him look better than he does now That times a hundred million! :)

  • elvira
    elvira

    lmao! these comments are hillarious! keep them coming.

  • yeska_xoxo
    yeska_xoxo

    her and spencer are so annoying & she is not attractive.

  • gueibor
    gueibor

    There's a chin-monster attacking her face.

  • shakti
    shakti

    she has a nice body...too bad that's the only thing she uses, the girl has no brain at all

  • miranda
    miranda

    she's hedious.

  • anon
    anon

    Haha. Sorry, hot body, ugly attitude.

  • richy
    richy

    She is saying kiss my ass beotches. It would be pretty hilarious when Jaws comes out of no where to bite off that bitchy ass.

  • jenna
    jenna

    quit hating

  • keza
    keza

    heidi is the biggest skanky whore slut i have ever seen and she is so fake i rekon she is still jelous that lauren looks way better than her and always has and always will heidi is a loser and so is her man spencer who needs a bloody kick in the face probly make him look better than he does now

  • eva
    eva

    who?

  • Kristin
    Kristin

    Looks like her ass is a billion times bigger than her brain. that would mean that she had a brain in the first place.. lol..

  • Marc
    Marc

    Looks like her ass is a billion times bigger than her brain.

  • Public
    Public

    OVER RATED FAT ASS ..

  • zaidali
    zaidali

    aelavyoo ok ok no anglh

  • zaidali
    zaidali

    ok ok ok no anglh mmkn arba

  • GAYLA
    GAYLA

    OMG they gonna let her sing, her voice just SUCKS!!!!!!

  • eek
    eek

    its pathetic

  • Anicia Ogonosky-Gau
    Anicia Ogonosky-Gau

    These pics are ridiculous!

  • Puke
    Puke

    really, really sad

  • Answer my question
    Answer my question

    why is she always posing so slutty?

  • kkslover
    kkslover

    she's so ugly!

  • mira
    mira

    I pity her.

  • guest
    guest

    i wonder if they pay photographers to take photos of them because this is pathetic.

  • laughing
    laughing

    hedie your not photographing for playboy anymore lol shes ridiculous

  • lmao
    lmao

    i dont get why people would waste there time on taking pictures of these fools

  • lisa
    lisa

    its funny how there promoting her on playboy, there desperate for fame, its hularious

  • missbrightside
    missbrightside

    "and now...pose like if you didnt see the big camera in front of you"·

  • missbrightside
    missbrightside

    enough with the magazine! WE GOT IT

  • Aleeis
    Aleeis

    just poor heidi

  • maryyy
    maryyy

    just stupid

  • maryyy
    maryyy

    what is she trying to do? oh god..poor people..such a stupid..

  • maryyy
    maryyy

    really sad

  • maryyy
    maryyy

    This is her pathetic attempt to look sexy. Now that she has done playboy- her only goal in life is to be a sex object and nothing more. i agree with u...

  • Lu Vivaldi
    Lu Vivaldi

    that is unnecessary...

  • noah
    noah

    These two are a prime example of their generation of pathetic, shallow, talentless fame whores...man, their parents must be so proud. I wish they were my kids.

  • reneelucky7
    reneelucky7

    Yes Heidi- we have seen you stanky butt several times on here before

  • aimes76
    aimes76

    They have perfected the art of douchebaggery

  • aimes76
    aimes76

    These two are a prime example of their generation of pathetic, shallow, talentless fame whores...man, their parents must be so proud.

  • aimes76
    aimes76

    I'd rather stick my junk into a beehive. HA! what a dumb *va jay jay*.

  • aimes76
    aimes76

    How long do you have to be molested by your Uncle to turn out like this crazy bit@h??

  • YUP
    YUP

    God he's just show off. rlly how many times had he showedth magazine. i thhink playboy mag regretted of putting heidi on th mag -,-

  • noah
    noah

    [quote=the man]she is so hot i would f*ck her all throught the night and day. Dad! I told you to get off the internet!

  • kecola
    kecola

    LOL!! She looks retarded when she pokes her booty out like that. Not sexy. Just retarded. Oh yeah, and he's only going to milk attention from that Playboy issue for so long. When next year rolls around... Oh wait people have already forgotten! Hahahahahahahahaha :P

  • kecola
    kecola

    he's wearing the t-shirt and reading the magazine..my god we get it already! that paris hilton wannabe (yeah that's REALLY low) has posed for playboy. she's not the first person to do it and if that's the only good thing he has to say about his wife's "accomplishments" that confirms what we already know. both of them are literally good for nothing. congrats!

  • kecola
    kecola

    *threw up just a little* They are more low budget than no name pornstars.

  • kecola
    kecola

    Sad.

  • kecola
    kecola

    Ugh does she have an off button? Jeez, stop being such an attention whore! It's so obvious cause she's looking directly into the camera. Idiot.

  • marianne
    marianne

    thank u! they both suk ass!

  • marianne
    marianne

    waooo cant the try any harder, this is groose i hate both of them

  • Marianne
    Marianne

    i think she is ridiculous... i really hate how shes always doing stuff like this 2 grad attention.

  • Mintzy
    Mintzy

    I'd rather stick my junk into a beehive.

  • juli
    juli

    she's so pathetic ... I feel bad 4 her

  • juli
    juli

    jajaja OMG!!!! They're so pathetic ..........

  • the man
    the man

    she is so hot i would f*ck her all throught the night and day.

  • reneelucky7
    reneelucky7

    They are such fame whores. Spencer- you are not with the hottest woman alive, sorry dude- even witth the plastic tits and fake noes she still looks like fake talentless sh*t to me and everyone else you incounter.

  • reneelucky7
    reneelucky7

    This is her pathetic attempt to look sexy. Now that she has done playboy- her only goal in life is to be a sex object and nothing more.

  • jen
    jen

    wait.. whos taking this picture?

  • Poor Britney
    Poor Britney

    what a lovely pose for such a religious girl.

  • Stro
    Stro

    Ive seen cooler pictures in some 1985 Olan Mills Pictures! These two are the most ridiculous people in the world. Go jump off something very high.....both of you

  • noah
    noah

    What's going on here?

  • noah
    noah

    Wow, that's a whole lot of butt and nothing but the butt. Spencer Pratt, I salute you.

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