PHOTO GALLERY: Where's My Naked Celebs?

PETA lies.  No, nobody died, except for my heart, just a little.  Pitter-patter-pfft.

"I'd rather go naked than wear fur" claim the various and sundry bubble-boobed celebubrawds PETA snookered into posing for their long running ad campaign to save the skins of creatures great and small.

But, where exactly is this naked part? I mean, implied nudity? For sure. But naked naked?  Nope.  Mind you, most of these PETA-ad participants will gladly lend you a thousand nude photos if you would only search them on Google. But to save an itty-bitty-woodland-critter?  No nipples or cooch.

I like classy. I respect class. I am, in fact, very classy. But I simply can't abide the false expectations promoted by this false advertising campaign. Yes, indeed, there ought to be a law.

Hear me now, protectors of the zoological: I'm skinning sables and clubbing seals until PETA gives me full-frontal-celebrity.

Peek-a-boo inside our photo gallery of PETA ads past and present to see if you agree that this is a bait-and-switch swindle of epic proportion.

 

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  • Stanka Saskyova
    Stanka Saskyova

    You don't know who is Christina Applegate??? you must be joking :D

  • Stanka Saskyova
    Stanka Saskyova

    Yes ... This is what I wanted to say !!!! I agree with both comments. And plus : You are perv !!!!!

  • Stanka Saskyova
    Stanka Saskyova

    this is disguisting

  • Stanka Saskyova
    Stanka Saskyova

    this is so cute

  • Stanka Saskyova
    Stanka Saskyova

    really fake

  • Stanka Saskyova
    Stanka Saskyova

    I have no idea who is she, but she is beautiful

  • Stanka Saskyova
    Stanka Saskyova

    DANITY KANE :-********************* My girls !!! I love them and miss them so much :((

  • Stanka Saskyova
    Stanka Saskyova

    There is nowhere said that she is naked :))

  • Stanka Saskyova
    Stanka Saskyova

    This is beautiful pic !!!

  • olivia_j
    olivia_j

    I'm pretty sure Christy Turlington isn't unknown *rolls eyes*

  • bottom
    bottom

    noah just says it, and everyone KNOWS it! Chewbacca called, he wants his face back w00T!

  • lol
    lol

    I Always Fake It - with Hef, who wouldn't!!

  • Desi Des :)
    Desi Des :)

    "I can't see your vayjayjay and that means you're not naked. " lmfao xD

  • another disgruntled reader
    another disgruntled reader

    To the author of this gallery: JESUS CHRIST. These people are naked. They are not clothed. They are posed by the people shooting the ads, they are not posing themselves. They look EXACTLY LIKE PETA WANTS THEM TO LOOK. They are strategically covering the bits that must be covered if the ad is to be shown publicly in the United States. If you have a problem with that, I'm sure you can find full frontal nudity in European ads.

  • Another disgruntled reader
    Another disgruntled reader

    JESUS CHRIST. These people are all naked. They are not clothed. They are posed by the people shooting the ads, they are not posing themselves. They look EXACTLY LIKE PETA WANTS THEM TO LOOK. They are all lovely. Please get a dictionary. And use it.

  • Disgruntled reader. please take this photo gallery down.
    Disgruntled reader. please take this photo gallery down.

    she IS fully naked, she's just being modest so that this ad can be shown in public. i don't know who you are, but in my opinion you're just a judgemental, sex crazed obnoxious dick. these people in this folder are naked, they're just covering themselves with their hands. the definition of naked is not wearing any clothes, not showing your vag or nips. git.

  • M
    M

    This would have been an enjoyable gallery if not for the author's inane and comments on every picture. "That word...it does not mean what you think it means." Check "naked" in the dictionary, dude. You sound like an idiot, and I couldn't even stand to look through the whole gallery because of it.

  • Ashly
    Ashly

    All these people are unknown except Kim Kardashian, that girl from Twilight, and Eva Mendes. I know all of them

  • EPIC FAIL
    EPIC FAIL

    See, here's the thing: As beautiful as she is, I honestly do not think PETA has the right to exploit the good nature of their cause by selling out Hollywood style by plastering popular actresses of the moment, just so people can stare and droll and hope for the best of these little animals. What I mean is that I think that this is just their cheap and fast way to get everyone to notice, clearly doing a good job with perverted lonely men gaping, but it just seems way to jocund and not what they are approaching-THE FRIGGEN CAUSE! PETA have yet managed a way to weasel their way into everyone's thoughts to get them choke hold and listen! Well, what do I know, I love animals and I'm not a perverted lonely man. I guess if it works, it works. Too bad Nazi PETA could not figure a better way to get everyone to care about animals without selling out epically bad! The end.

  • Mno
    Mno

    there the ppl from baking the band ;) i think xP

  • Jade Sophie Chadwick
    Jade Sophie Chadwick

    Ewwww she needs to eat something

  • Jade Sophie Chadwick
    Jade Sophie Chadwick

    Who are these?

  • MoonlightDeceptions
    MoonlightDeceptions

    did you ever watch date movie, shes the blonde biatch lol and shes more of a model than anything else lol, even though i recently only found out who she was throug wiki lol

  • LAG
    LAG

    Who the hell were those people?

  • kelly0eminemfan
    kelly0eminemfan

    So that's what a shaved Wookie looks like. (couldn't help myself) no one expects you to be able to help yourself especially when it comes to Khloe

  • GABBY
    GABBY

    I LOVE IT!!SHE LOOKS AWSOME AND HAS A GREAT BODY!!:D

  • tech63
    tech63

    why all that girls here doesn't keep their hands down and let their true body show on the world wide????

  • 57posts
    57posts

    No, nobody died, except for my heart, just a little. Pitter-patter-pfft.

  • simple14
    simple14

    girl

  • f_ckinglesbiangurl
    f_ckinglesbiangurl

    why all that girls here doesn't keep their hands down and let their true body show on the world wide????

  • stiki10
    stiki10

    Don't fret, single Chicagoans. RedEye's "Who You Vibin'?" feature is taking a break this week for the Thanksgiving holiday. We'll be back with more real soon!

  • farah
    farah

    wow what a bod !

  • green52
    green52

    What no fat/man jokes from Noah yet ? seriously ?

  • Jamie Clarke
    Jamie Clarke

    I think you guys at celebuzz are pathetic and im close to never loggin in again after this. You F***wits.

  • Jamie Clarke
    Jamie Clarke

    I think its fantastic of her, famous or not.

  • ass lova
    ass lova

    this is a hot hot hot senorita! muy guapa!

  • ass lova
    ass lova

    she is not pretty

  • sweet75
    sweet75

    love

  • 83ideas
    83ideas

    erotic

  • elisilla
    elisilla

    All these people are unknown except Kim Kardashian, that girl from Twilight, and Eva Mendes. You don't know them, but they aren´t unknown. Maybe you're too young. Franka Potente stars in the famous movie Run Lola run...

  • lahe27
    lahe27

    why would twilight have anything to do with this? just because she plays a nerdy girl doesnt mean she can't do other stuff that doesnt relate to twilight.. exactly!!! i think she looks gorgeous, and she's doing something for a good cause...

  • noah
    noah

    So that's what a shaved Wookie looks like. (couldn't help myself)

  • obsessed
    obsessed

    tadaa and they have arrived! lol cant view a pic of khloe without noahs comments, love them

  • noah
    noah

    Haha, you two are funny. I LOVE Khloe, what are you guys talking about :)

  • Tiff
    Tiff

    why would twilight have anything to do with this? just because she plays a nerdy girl doesnt mean she can't do other stuff that doesnt relate to twilight..

  • why
    why

    Because she's a famewhore!I can't stand this girl!

  • Sarah
    Sarah

    i know most of them.

  • not coming back here
    not coming back here

    When did Celebuzz become just one more misogynist vicious sexist website? Don't we already have hundreds of those? What about the celebrities who blog here - do any of them know you've decided to hire writers whose main objective is to insult, objectify and belittle?

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    All these people are unknown except Kim Kardashian, that girl from Twilight, and Eva Mendes.

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    This is weird...

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    She's humping the pole???

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    He's wearing pants for sure.

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    Who the hell is Sophie Monk?

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    This isn't pretty this is weird..Wait who is this?

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    Oh just wait they will be here soon...

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    I'm still in shock that she did this. I mean she plays Angela Weber...isn't Angela supposed to be kind of nerdy? Its just a mystery to me why she did this?

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * This is really a low for young woman everywhere...it's not just sad but it is kind of annoying that it's on the main page!!* =P

  • florence
    florence

    these dudes are ALL unknown

  • lexi
    lexi

    she would get a pass if she weren't totally photoshopped into a picture of the subway.

  • dwedwfewf
    dwedwfewf

    OMG