PHOTO GALLERY: Where’s My Naked Celebs?
PETA lies. No, nobody died, except for my heart, just a little. Pitter-patter-pfft.
“I’d rather go naked than wear fur” claim the various and sundry bubble-boobed celebubrawds PETA snookered into posing for their long running ad campaign to save the skins of creatures great and small.
But, where exactly is this naked part? I mean, implied nudity? For sure. But naked naked? Nope. Mind you, most of these PETA-ad participants will gladly lend you a thousand nude photos if you would only search them on Google. But to save an itty-bitty-woodland-critter? No nipples or cooch.
I like classy. I respect class. I am, in fact, very classy. But I simply can’t abide the false expectations promoted by this false advertising campaign. Yes, indeed, there ought to be a law.
Hear me now, protectors of the zoological: I’m skinning sables and clubbing seals until PETA gives me full-frontal-celebrity.
Peek-a-boo inside our photo gallery of PETA ads past and present to see if you agree that this is a bait-and-switch swindle of epic proportion.
OMG
she would get a pass if she weren’t totally photoshopped into a picture of the subway.
these dudes are ALL unknown
* This is really a low for young woman everywhere…it’s not just sad but it is kind of annoying that it’s on the main page!!* =P
I’m still in shock that she did this. I mean she plays Angela Weber…isn’t Angela supposed to be kind of nerdy? Its just a mystery to me why she did this?
Oh just wait they will be here soon…
This isn’t pretty this is weird..Wait who is this?
Who the hell is Sophie Monk?
He’s wearing pants for sure.
She’s humping the pole???
This is weird…
All these people are unknown except Kim Kardashian, that girl from Twilight, and Eva Mendes.
When did Celebuzz become just one more misogynist vicious sexist website? Don’t we already have hundreds of those? What about the celebrities who blog here – do any of them know you’ve decided to hire writers whose main objective is to insult, objectify and belittle?
i know most of them.
Because she’s a famewhore!I can’t stand this girl!
why would twilight have anything to do with this? just because she plays a nerdy girl doesnt mean she can’t do other stuff that doesnt relate to twilight..
Haha, you two are funny. I LOVE Khloe, what are you guys talking about :)
tadaa and they have arrived! lol cant view a pic of khloe without noahs comments, love them
So that’s what a shaved Wookie looks like. (couldn’t help myself)
[quote=Tiff]why would twilight have anything to do with this? just because she plays a nerdy girl doesnt mean she can’t do other stuff that doesnt relate to twilight..[/quote]
exactly!!! i think she looks gorgeous, and she’s doing something for a good cause…
[quote=lizbizz11]All these people are unknown except Kim Kardashian, that girl from Twilight, and Eva Mendes.[/quote]
You don’t know them, but they aren´t unknown. Maybe you’re too young.
Franka Potente stars in the famous movie Run Lola run…
erotic
love
she is not pretty
this is a hot hot hot senorita! muy guapa!
I think its fantastic of her, famous or not.
I think you guys at celebuzz are pathetic and im close to never loggin in again after this. You F***wits.
What no fat/man jokes from Noah yet ? seriously ?
wow what a bod !
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why all that girls here doesn’t keep their hands down and let their true body show on the world wide????
girl
No, nobody died, except for my heart, just a little. Pitter-patter-pfft.
why all that girls here doesn’t keep their hands down and let their true body show on the world wide????
I LOVE IT!!SHE LOOKS AWSOME AND HAS A GREAT BODY!!:D
she is really sexy and hot .check this out tho.. her boobs pop out while performing w w w . u s e x e d . c o m/sexy
[quote=noah]So that’s what a shaved Wookie looks like. (couldn’t help myself)[/quote]
no one expects you to be able to help yourself especially when it comes to Khloe
Who the hell were those people?
did you ever watch date movie, shes the blonde biatch lol and shes more of a model than anything else lol, even though i recently only found out who she was throug wiki lol
Who are these?
Ewwww she needs to eat something
there the ppl from baking the band ;) i think xP
See, here’s the thing: As beautiful as she is, I honestly do not think PETA has the right to exploit the good nature of their cause by selling out Hollywood style by plastering popular actresses of the moment, just so people can stare and droll and hope for the best of these little animals.
What I mean is that I think that this is just their cheap and fast way to get everyone to notice, clearly doing a good job with perverted lonely men gaping, but it just seems way to jocund and not what they are approaching-THE FRIGGEN CAUSE! PETA have yet managed a way to weasel their way into everyone’s thoughts to get them choke hold and listen!
Well, what do I know, I love animals and I’m not a perverted lonely man.
I guess if it works, it works. Too bad Nazi PETA could not figure a better way to get everyone to care about animals without selling out epically bad!
The end.
[quote=lizbizz11]All these people are unknown except Kim Kardashian, that girl from Twilight, and Eva Mendes.[/quote]
I know all of them
This would have been an enjoyable gallery if not for the author’s inane and comments on every picture. “That word…it does not mean what you think it means.” Check “naked” in the dictionary, dude. You sound like an idiot, and I couldn’t even stand to look through the whole gallery because of it.
she IS fully naked, she’s just being modest so that this ad can be shown in public. i don’t know who you are, but in my opinion you’re just a judgemental, sex crazed obnoxious dick. these people in this folder are naked, they’re just covering themselves with their hands. the definition of naked is not wearing any clothes, not showing your vag or nips. git.
JESUS CHRIST. These people are all naked. They are not clothed. They are posed by the people shooting the ads, they are not posing themselves. They look EXACTLY LIKE PETA WANTS THEM TO LOOK. They are all lovely. Please get a dictionary. And use it.
To the author of this gallery: JESUS CHRIST. These people are naked. They are not clothed. They are posed by the people shooting the ads, they are not posing themselves. They look EXACTLY LIKE PETA WANTS THEM TO LOOK. They are strategically covering the bits that must be covered if the ad is to be shown publicly in the United States. If you have a problem with that, I’m sure you can find full frontal nudity in European ads.
“I can’t see your vayjayjay and that means you’re not naked. ” lmfao xD
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