10 Obnoxious Ways To Celebrate GOOP’s 5th Anniversary
GOOP Celebrates Its 5th Anniversary
Wealthy new mums need push presents not just from their husbands, but from equally wealthy friends. Don't be that cheapskate who gifted with a $500 spa card. Instead, present the hormonal cow with a $2000 diamond girl pendant from Marie-Chantal (why yes, that is 18K gold). The stones will offset her greasy hair and saggy ass that Tracy Anderson can't wait to criticize.