GOOP Celebrates Its 5th Anniversary
Wealthy new mums need push presents not just from their husbands, but from equally wealthy friends. Don't be that cheapskate who gifted with a $500 spa card. Instead, present the hormonal cow with a $2000 diamond girl pendant from Marie-Chantal (why yes, that is 18K gold). The stones will offset her greasy hair and saggy ass that Tracy Anderson can't wait to criticize.