30 Things We Learned From ’30 Rock’
Plan your parties.
As we've seen in the past with the disaster that was Liz Lemon's "mandatory" work shindig, organization in party-planning is key.
"Parties are like Frisbees. If you throw them the wrong way, they'll veer off in a bad direction, and then your kid will fall into a quarry," Tracy Jordan once wisely said.
"Don't throw a party for vengeance," he added. "It will turn on you -- like your wife after your kid has fallen into a quarry."