“I can see the McDonalds right there. Wait, hold on, I didn’t say fries! I’m seeing you talk and all I’m seeing is me being pissed I didn’t get fries. And you have to remind them about ketchup because they never include ketchup, you have to ask for it. Cheapskates.” - Lawrence's classic 2013 Oscars red carpet interview
Happy Memorial Day, America. Are you relaxing like our country’s most famous bachelor this weekend?
It’s Memorial Day, which means it’s also the unofficial start of beach season.