How It Plays Out

  • How It Plays Out
How It Plays Out: Billy Ray unveils both a perfectly cooked bird and a ridiculously boyish set of sideburns, to the table of the Cyrus family who continue to argue over what kind of tattoo they should all get as a family. However, dinner-table discussion must be set aside when representatives from Playboy show up one year ahead of Miley’s 18th birthday to sign her to a photo spread contract while Billy Ray reminds everybody that the cover story is, he didn’t really see the nudity portion of the contract due to his boyish bangs getting in the way. Signature Dish: Plum Pudding
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  • meee x
    meee x

    god this family makes me feel sick they let miley and noah get way with dating 20 year old underwear models and making smack that videos sort it out billy ray you tw*t !?

  • Ashley Avila Glee
    Ashley Avila Glee

    so she apparently says that Twilight is a "cult". WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE KNOW?? has she EVER been in a cult? i don't think so. and her father doesn't even CARE that she's a slut. i don't even think he minded the fact that his younger daughter, noah, dressed up in the sluttiest outfit for a public event possible. him and his wife are NOT fit to be parents. she deserves to be on the streets, because that's where she belongs.

  • meganleigh
    meganleigh

    What a perfetic family! I like Trace and thats about it

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    F*UCK U tatts09!!! even ME that do not like miley cyrus hated you!!! could at least respect people who are her fans?? or at least make a point on saying things about her?? what up with the tatoos?? u have the same and what do u want from him?? to dress like an arabian man, covering his whole body to take a family picture, just for idiots like you not to comment it??c'mon don't u have a mirror at home??U R CO**TJERK does she respect people who are TWILIGHT fans??i guess not...btw..if you want to leave an insulting comment,please learn to speak and write ENGLISH...

  • tatts09hater
    tatts09hater

    F*UCK U tatts09!!! even ME that do not like miley cyrus hated you!!! could at least respect people who are her fans?? or at least make a point on saying things about her?? what up with the tatoos?? u have the same and what do u want from him?? to dress like an arabian man, covering his whole body to take a family picture, just for idiots like you not to comment it??c'mon don't u have a mirror at home?? U R CO**T JERK

  • SHUT*THE*HELL*UP
    SHUT*THE*HELL*UP

    Why does everyone even bother? If you hate Miley so much, why are you wasting life checking her sites and every single insepid detail about her. I don't want to hear bitch responses like 'omg, I can look at whoever and do whatever...troll, troll, troll' Seriously, Miley doesn't like Twilight, and this effects your life in what way? Here's a suggestion: the next time you see her on tv, on the radio, on any site...look or turn away. Your bitch tirade will be over! YAY! Losers!

  • dahavor
    dahavor

    I think all of you should get a f*cking life.

  • sasha
    sasha

    soulless for not liking miley cyrus?!! haha miley cyrus is an ugly talentless whore. she looks like a chipmunk, she lives in her own world in which she thinks she is the centre of the universe when really everyone else can see what a sad little puppet she is for disney to lure an older audience to their shows by objectifying and sexualising her. she couldn't be a worse role model for young girls. her dad is weird looking creep for letting his daughter prance around like she does

  • Ashley Avila Glee
    Ashley Avila Glee

    @obsessed the girl in the pink skirt, and the guy next to her are her step-brother and sister. i freaking hate miley cyrus. she's such an attention-seeking slut who complains about everything. she should be happy with what she has, but NO, she has to complain about everything. i'm not a big fan of twilight, but it's a good movie. what's miley's problem with it? and making fun of selena gomez and demi lovato was WAY out of line. she's a whore who needs to get a freaking life. [:

  • Lizzy loves u
    Lizzy loves u

    i have absolutely no idea who the girl in the pink skirt and the guy beside her with gay brown hair is? The girl is Brandi thats miley's older sister and the boy is Braison he's her youger brother. Brandi was on hannah montnana alot but she doesnt talk u cant really see her she's one of those side people. and Braison is in a band.

  • Jen
    Jen

    I know this is really mean to say about a little kid but that little sister of hers looks like a gremlin. If I saw that kid in a dark alley I would think I'd passed out and woken up in some Harry Potter nightmare.

  • jalakamalana
    jalakamalana

    Ajme meni ne zna se ko je ružniji! I ko gore piva!!! CILOGA ŽIVOTA JA SAM TIJA SAMO NJU!!!!!!!! aJDE TO PROBAJ OTPIVAT MALA!!! volim se gibat gibat volim se giiiiiiibat!!! I hate her besause she is a slut!! Am i right people?!?! She sings songs only for kids and she has bad reputation for them!!! Ja te mrzim mrzim mrzim!! LIIIpaa si lipa anđeli te svite lipa si lipa nabijem te

  • PELPEL
    PELPEL

    I hate miley cyrus. She's such a wuss and playgirl. REASONS!!!!!

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    Worst family of the year. Not just because of Miley but because of her douchebag dad.

  • A7xfreaksyn
    A7xfreaksyn

    I hate miley cyrus. She's such a wuss and playgirl.

  • enee.
    enee.

    tatts09 and Emma, I AGREE. Finally, some people with OPEN eyes. Thank you.

  • Emma
    Emma

    Ahh I am not on any sides but Miley is truly a bitch...Maybe not because she hates twilight (Which needs too much creativity and imagination to understand it) but because all of the other things she does (Pole dancing, normal dancing and her way of dressing). If you say she's just growing up and we all went through that then you're right but we all had our parents to hold us in place. Let parents aside, who said that anyone over 20 should wear underwear and pole dance??

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    And you must be a soulless jerk.. hmmm...it takes one to know one...who died and made you comment cop?

  • Wow
    Wow

    i have absolutely no idea who the girl in the pink skirt and the guy beside her with gay brown hair is? That would be the rest of her family who dont get much press/photos with her. One of the brothers is in a band which is pretty famous not very bit slightly his name is trace and the other im not sure but shes in a band too I think.

  • John
    John

    aww..i'm sorry..you must be a hanna montana fan.. And you must be a soulless jerk..

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    would you losers get a fkn life!Leave them alone, their happy, whats it your business for? And to the person who called Miley and bitch because she hates twilight. WTF! That means half the girls who know about twilight are bitches, losers aww..i'm sorry..you must be a hanna montana fan..

  • jen
    jen

    would you losers get a fkn life! Leave them alone, their happy, whats it your business for? And to the person who called Miley and bitch because she hates twilight. WTF! That means half the girls who know about twilight are bitches, losers

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    oh..and here we have the twilight hating bitch and her family...oh and FYI to that dude with the sunnies and the tatts?I'VE GOT THE EQUAL AMOUNT OF TATTS AND I SURE AS HELL DON'T SHOW THEM OFF LIKE THAT IN A FAMILY PHOTO..i'm sure your little sister miley can afford to buy you and her some class..

  • obsessed
    obsessed

    i have absolutely no idea who the girl in the pink skirt and the guy beside her with gay brown hair is?