Awkward Celeb Family Thanksgivings
How It Plays Out
How It Plays Out:
High on chestnuts, Michael slams a voice recorder onto the dining room table and demands each Lohan provide at least five quotable comments for him to sell to In Touch Weekly. Under the pressure to perform, nobody speaks, nobody eats, nobody even moves, save for Lindsay, whose eyes blink rapidly before her head slowly teeters into the mashed potatoes. Help arrives as each of the Lohans' separate publicists crash through the dining room window to provide their clients with a list of approved things to do and say for the holiday season.
Signature Dish: Seriously Whipped Yams