Awkward Celeb Family Thanksgivings
How It Plays Out
How It Plays Out:
Stuffed into his slenderizing black leather pants, father Joe Simpson provides a pre-dinner blessing over the celebrity hotness of his daughters, even the one with the â€œsaddle bagsâ€, and includes a secondary plea to the higher power to heal son-in-law, Pete Wentz, of his â€œalmost gayâ€. Once again this holiday season, the annual family talent show will be canceled on account of no family member meeting the minimum qualifications.
Signature Dish: Humble Pie