How It Plays Out

  • How It Plays Out
How It Plays Out: Stuffed into his slenderizing black leather pants, father Joe Simpson provides a pre-dinner blessing over the celebrity hotness of his daughters, even the one with the “saddle bags”, and includes a secondary plea to the higher power to heal son-in-law, Pete Wentz, of his “almost gay”. Once again this holiday season, the annual family talent show will be canceled on account of no family member meeting the minimum qualifications. Signature Dish: Humble Pie
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  • LFD
    LFD

    jessica looks re f*cken tarded ! lmao for real.

  • diddy:)
    diddy:)

    LOL random black man in the back! WOOO

  • dahavor
    dahavor

    Slažem se ljuuudi ona je fakat r etardirana iako ju ne poznam i kaj i ovaj odopt jede slova What the hell?

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * and the retard award goes to.......Jessica Simpson!! Announcer: "So, Jess what do you have to say?!" Jessica: " i'm blonde, yayyyy!! "*

  • jakalamalana
    jakalamalana

    Slažem se ljuuudi ona je fakat retardirana iako ju ne poznam i kaj mi ovaj odopt jede slova

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    jessica looks re f*cken tarded ! If you haven't realized already she is a f*ckin retard

  • vpopadiuc87
    vpopadiuc87

    jessica looks re f*cken tarded !