"I was selling pens," Johnny Depp once recalled of his first job. "You're calling people who don't want you to call them. You put on your best fake voice and try and sell them a gross or two of ballpoint pens with their name printed on them. First you say, 'Congratulations. you have just become eligible to win a grandfather clock' - or a trip to Greece or a Jacuzzi or whatever."
Happy Memorial Day, America. Are you relaxing like our country’s most famous bachelor this weekend?
It’s Memorial Day, which means it’s also the unofficial start of beach season.