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Edward (thinking to himself): Wow, I really didn’t think my fart would smell THAT bad. I hope no one notices.
Okay seriously….you are not wearing that!
Edward had a date for the prom, but he ate her.
Edward: “If she falls one more time… Im going to kill her myself and save us all the trouble.”
Must you always be so dramatic?
Rosalie: Just cuz Bella is the only one to have a birthday, why does she get all the attention?
Edward: Ahh sh*t, in need of a cigarette after that scene.
Edward “That was the worst episode of Hannah Montana I have ever seen.”
edward: aww damn now i’m going to have to clean up that glass
really bella? really? you just had to smell so good didnt you?
Edward: That’s right Bella. I am the sexiest Cullen. Jasper’s just jealous.
Edward: “bloody hell!” “maybe if i just stand here, no one will notice that i just pooped my pants”
If I just stand here really still for a minute and don’t look back, maybe those weirdos will go away.
Bella you don’t need to show off just because its your birthday
Edward: “You… Eated… My… Cookie…”
Edward: Bella, Really? Why did you haev to go and tell Jasper that his hair looked bad.
Rosalie: You only wish your hair looked as good as ours does even on a bad hair day.
Edward:( Man i really need to use the bathroom)
Rosalie:(Yea i can tell, no more burritos for you mister)
You brought a pork roast into our Kosher house?
Edward : Oh my god Bella, of all days, why today ? I thought you’d be on your best behavior, and I promised them that, and you go off and do this ?! -.-
Rosalie : You got blood all over our new carpet !
Edward: Alright who got Bella the surprise stripper?
Alice: Oh my..oh ohhh what’s he doing with that candle?!?!
Jasper: It looks kinda fun, I wanna try!
edward: …i’m lost…LINE!
[quote=sgulzau]Must you always be so dramatic?[/quote]
best one so far
Mmmm..You look even more delicious now Bella, with all that frosting all over you!
Edward: “How about we ease the tension with a little staring contest? And….. GO!”
* Edward: This bitch isn’t gonna be my problem anymore!*
I am really ugly, turn that camera just a little bit….
Is THAT what you’re wearing to the Ball?
Jasper: GIRL PLEASE
bella you dont look good on that angle
Why isn’t Carlisle wearing any pants?
Edward: Blood makes me kinda squeamish…
Oh, Noah, that fart-thing; it’s just too obvious.
Holy sh*t, that’s my date? i should of asked the werewolf instead.
Edward: ”Bella, Bella, Bella…you just don’t know when to smell bad, do you?”
Edward: I kinda, just jizzed in my pants…
Edward : aww Bella, in the Living room.
holy crap! that table noo! why did you have to broke it? ir was mine, it has more ages than you!! let me! let me get her!!!(jasper))
Edward: Don’t worry Jasper..You look better than her..
Rosalie: I absolutely agree..Ilike the belt..
Do i really have to eat that pie!? I HATE FOOD!
Santa’s not real?…….why would you say that Carlisle?
Edward: “Why couldn’t this clumsey girl stay in Pheonix where she was safe!?”
Edward: Remember guys, the 45Ã‚Â° pose is the best way to look sexy.
Oh shiz.. Wait I’m holding it… Holding it.. Shoot I can’t hold it anymore.. I need to poop..
Rosalie: Oh my damn!!! Vampire bomb right here!!
“Rosalie! come on down, the prrrice is right!!”
rosalie tries out her new hoverboard
I never realised she was THAT ugly. Jeez
oh my god what have i done! I can’t believe jasper just did that i shouldn’t have brought you here!
seriously i no she smells good but the amount i paid for this body spray , i thought you’d all prefer the smell of me!
Edward: I love you, but I get tired of the same, tonight you become a vampire
Rosalie: I’m always the best dressed
Jasper: I can not stand the burning
Alice: I love you Bella, but can not do this
We are all completely overdressed for Kristen Stewart’s birthday party.
Amber Rose is over all the Kardashian drama.
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she just uses a lot of lotion.
If there is one lesson to be learned in 2015, it is the following: do not f*** with Nicki Minaj.