your father made me eat you know..so I just threw it up later, bulimia is like the new pink anyway, he doesn´t suspect a thing

Alice: Bella now that Edward is gone, we can finally be together.
Bella: Alice I don’t understand what you mean.
Alice: You know I can predict the future so it was just a matter of time for you to realize what you truely wanted.
Bella: Your right Alice the timing couldn’t be more perfect. Now come closer and kiss me.
Alice: Oh Bella it will happen in 30 seconds.

Bella: ” Okay, so he got right up next to my face like he was going to kiss me…. then he said to pretend, and I called him a prude.”
Alice: *rolls eyes* “Your just now realizing this?”

melndrew

Alice: Don’t you know that Edward can act tarded? He doesn’t think before he acts.
Bella: I know, but I had hoped he would grow out of it. I know that’s asking alot though.

sgulzau

Alice: now, listen, Bella, when I kiss Edward, I take charge and show him who’s the boss!

Bella: “WAIT, so you’re saying Aaron Carter doesn’t win DWTS?! How could you tell me that Alice??”
Alice: “Sorry Bella!”

Bella: “WAIT, so you’re saying Aaron Carter doesn’t win DWTS?! How could you tell me that Alice??”
Alice: “Sorry Bella!”

And That Bella Is how babies are made!

Bella: I nearly died and Edward still won’t go to second base.
Alice: Seriously?!

Alice: What do you mean Edward is not my real brother? Carlisle and Esme are not my parents either???
Bella: I am so sorry, I thought you knew?

lunasaturnia

Now tell me: How does that make you feel?

Alice: ok so i bought this really cute outfit…
bella: are you serious right now???

sydsouth

* Alice: My brother is just a little…..how can I put this….sensitive!
Bella: hmmm, well, has he ever…
Alice: Oh, god yes!! One time I caught him and he fell out the chair at his computer–and than Rosalie came in, and he was tripping and stumbling on the floor….and–It just wasn’t a pretty sight!! *

“I told you! No feet on the couch!”

Alice: OMG YEAH I KNOW! I was like ‘omg Edward, you are like, hurting bella right now’ and he was like, ‘omg, I am totally, like, not! omg, I’m, like, just protecting her from papercuts.’ and I was like, ‘omg, maybe bella will kill herself because, like, she wanted papercuts,” and edward was like, ‘omg, I should kill myself too, like, it’s stylish right?’ and I was like, ‘haha, omg funny’ but then omg he like was serioussly serious, sooo I, like, dunno what to do. “

Bella: I can’t BELEIVE you have a nimbus 2001! That is wicked!
Alice: Yeah I know right?!

Alice: in a few years your going to have a daughter!
Bella: OMG so edward and i have sex?

nevaeh9

Alice: Edward likes to steal you panties, and dance around his room in them.
Bella: Oh….

Alice: Did you know that edward’s middele name is Anthony?
Bella: Are you kidding me?

Alice: ”Did you know?”
Bella: ”Know what?!”
Alice: ”Chill, Bella. Edward’s really pantsy.”
Bella: ”Oh yea. I knew about that the first time we kissed. He’s too gentle.”

Alice: Lady gaga is totally a man.
Bella: No way! If she is she has one hell of a small package..

alice: bella… jasper and i broke up, and ewdard heard all the nasrt secrets and he trieg to kill him…but jasper kim him
bella:ohhh no alice it can’t be true ( yeahh!!! finally i can be whit jaspes yay!!!)

Bella : he cant have sex with me
Alice : Your so niave….He’s no virgin…He’s very good in bed

“Bella, Edward is not off somewhere having the time of his life. He is trying to figure out a way to destroy himself so that he cannot put you in harms way any longer.”

tinatspoon

Is that a pork pie? ooh my FAVourite

What? Conception pills actually work??

sgulzau

[quote=sara]Bella: “WAIT, so you’re saying Aaron Carter doesn’t win DWTS?! How could you tell me that Alice??”Alice: “Sorry Bella!”[/quote]
That’s funny!!!

Alice: So you know how she said she knew how the whole story would end since the beginning? Well so did I and I was like OMG when she made the decision to put them together!

Bella: Wow Are you kidding me? It was yearss till I found out that Hermione and Ron get married!

“So then, Mike was all like ‘do you wanna go to the dance?’”
“And I was like, ‘no.’”
“And then Tyler was like ‘will you go to the dance with ME?’”
“And I was like, ‘no’”

Alice: … and then he like came to me and said ‘girl ur hot!’ and I was like WHAT?!?!?!
Bella: NO WAY!!!

Alice: So How was it?
Bella: Hot!…. Technically cold- but totally hot…
Alice: Umm…. Are we on the same page?

Bella: Honest! That’s really how humans give hickeys!
Alice: Show Me!

Ashley- I have tell you something Bella ” I m gay ”
Bella- So whos the gril youve been with…

Bella: The Psychic Hotline? REALLY, Alice?

Alice: How else do you think I afford this wardrobe?!

Alice: You don’t understand… how good you taste, you’re just soo irresistable.
Bella: Alice! Is there anyway I can… taste myself???

alice: i through out all your clothes.
bella: uh-huh.
alice: got you some more girly things
bella: okay
alice: and i broke up with jasper
bella: cool, wait say whaaaaaa!?
alice: last minute thing, since i saw him trying to do it to me first, why not me do it to him
bella: so we’re no longer related?
alice: well, i gue….
bella: woohoo! now i’m free of you suckah, no more listening to your fashion advice!

A virgin? Bella, honey, he’s been using that line since 1920!

sgulzau

Bella, it’s very simple really, 1 + 1 = 2

midol really does help

I kid you not! He is in the bathroom for HOURS to get his hair like that!

ALICE: no the chicken comes before the egg bella

justincredible

Alice, can I ask you a question? Ummm… do vampires ever get that “not so fresh” feeling?

Alice=Bella I came as soon as I thought you were dead Edward want’s to kill himself to cause he thought you died he’;s going to expose himself to humans and the sun.

Alice : And like jasper was all like “Alice, i screw Rose” and thats why i came here ! *be’s sad
Bella : OMG NO WAY , *hugs alice later.
lol.

Alice: ok since i’m a vampire you can practice for edward with me.
Bella: really you’re so amazing alice
Alice:giggles* i know

Kristen:” So Robert kissed me last night, after we got done shooting the last scene and I like it better when we are on screen.”