Holy Crap! Does this mean i have to keep her?!?!?!?

noah

Bella: Where are you taking me?!
Creepy dude with mustache: Shhh, go to sleep or I will PUT YOU to SLEEP!

Charlie: “Oh God.. My back!”

melndrew

Charlie: I hope my knees don’t give out.

sgulzau

If I have to give her a bottle and sing, I quit!

Charlie: I hate it when chicks pretend to be asleep so guys will carry them.

Charlie: What’s that smell? Oh, God, did she just fart? Ewww…Yes she did fart. I can’t believe that smell came out of my Bella!

lunasaturnia

Now….. Where do I dispose of the body without getting caught…?

charlie:…god she’s heavy..maybe i can leave her back in the woods….no…i really hope i dont fart

sydsouth

* Charlie: God your heavy, you and you mother Renee need to lay off the McDonalds!!
Bella: ‘snoring loudly’ “OH, JACOB! OOHHH JACOB!!
Charlie: What the….hell did she just say!?*

“Oh wait…You’re not wearing a nappy too?”

charlie: OMG shes so heavy…my back

nevaeh9

I did not sign on for baby sitting.

Charlie: Have you gain weight Bella ….?

Bella: I’m telling you daddy I’m gonna get married for a vampire and then we are gonna have a half-vampire kid named Renessme. That’s how the book said
Charlie: Oh God she must hurt her head really bad

Bella: ”Dad, I’m still your little girl.”
Charlie: ”True, but, you’re hurting my back, sweetie.”

Charlie: Dude did she just crap on my trousers? Oh no wait, that was me.

i hope she doesn’t fart on me.

oh man, i need jacob for this i’m going to crack i hope i can get home,what did she eat 30pounds of hamberguers?

Bella : whats the matter?
Charlie : your hair is all greasy…

Charlie: “I will kill him for leaving you in the woods alone.”

shann

charlie – oh god! this means im actually going to have to look after her now , i think ill start by only feeding her fruit & veg , she weights a flipping tonne!!!

Man, I feel like I am carrying the weight of this whole movie.

Bella: -mumbling- put me down
Charlie: -fumbling with bella in his arms, strained- NO!
Bella: Ok then – goes to sleep-

*5 minutes later*
Bella: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! -in her sleep- NO NO LEAVE ME ALONE!!! NOOO!!!!! JACOB RUUUN!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!!

xD

[quote=sydsouth]* Charlie: God your heavy, you and you mother Renee need to lay off the McDonalds!!
Bella: ‘snoring loudly’ “OH, JACOB! OOHHH JACOB!!
Charlie: What the….hell did she just say!?*[/quote]
HAHAHA!!!! RIGHT?!?!?!

tinatspoon

the teddy bears picnic really tired bella out

Charlie: Don’t worry Bella… It’s just Swine Flu.

Charlie: Wow Bella-you fell asleep so quick!!!
Bella- sleeps in a quite slumber…

charlie: gee bella you were not this heavy the last time i held you

Charlie “Shhh Bella.you can sleep now on my arms.”
Bella “Hrrrrrrrrrrr…..”

That’s right, suckers! I get RPattz, TLaut, AND DaddyC cuddle time!

Charlie: Ehhh I’m not going that way…… that spider is HUGE!

charlie: who’s gonna cook for me now? WHO WILL COOK FOR ME NOW!
bella: *twitch-twitch*

Bella, if you don’t at least try to walk, you’ll never be able to do it without tripping.

sgulzau

I can do this, I can do this….OMG, what if I drop her?

I’ve told you a hundred times, quit running with sickles

aleesax3

Holy sh*t, you were just an infant 4 seconds ago!

Charlie:Yes! I’m so glad we found her! Now I can have some piece of crap food like every single day….
Bella: What is that horrible smell?

Rock a bye Bella in the tree top,
Once he starts sucking you know he can’t stop…..

CHARLIE : Damn does this mean i have to keep her?, i mean like c’mon i crossed my fingers and everything

justincredible

Holy mother, did I just step in that huge pile of wolf crap?!?

Bella : you move or i’ll stab you , ya bitch.
Charlie : kso where do we go next?
;p

she weighs a ton !

Bella:what’s that smell?
Charlie:you laid in a pile of crap

Charlie:” Um Bella? Can you wake up now so you can walk the rest of the way home? I dont think I can make it up the stairs.”