noah

Edward: Your breath smells like garlic?
Bella: Your breath smells like Taylor Lautner.

Edward: “This is as close as I am going to get. Pretend your kissing me. It will tide you over.”
Bella: “You are such a prude Edward.” *sighs*

sgulzau

Eventually they realized it was easier to nap while laying down

Edward: “you have some ketchup on the side.. lemme.. just.. get.. that…mm”

Edward: Let’s have forehead sex.
Bella: “He’s only 17. He’s only 17…

Bella: Kiss me Taylor….
Edward..Um, ok (just go with it)

bella: can we just get this over with. i have people to meet

You know, this would be a lot easier without the screaming fangirls in the back.

sydsouth

* Bella: “I’m gonna be a virgin t’ill i’m eighty years old!”
Jacob: ‘ IN THE WOODS SOMEWHERE ‘ ” oh,, thats what you think..!” *

Edward: ”And…SCENE!”

Bella: Dude, I still can’t believe your a virgin, 107 years old
Edward: Do you wanna do it or not?

edward: did you eat something whit garlic?
bella: ummm…no..(drag me earht)
edward: sorry i can’t between the smell of your bloof ant the garlic is too disgusting

bella : oh my god….
edward: what is it whats wrong?
bella : i’ve just realised something…
edward : What!?!??!?!?
Bella : Ur gay
Edward : No No im not ( kiss’s her) That thing with jacob was nothing

Bella thinks: oh damn! I have to sneeze! I gotta hold it back! Hold back! Hold back! oh nooo, I can’t hold back much longer… nooooo….

“Bella, I can only kiss you if you promise to stay very still and not pull my hair.”

shann

bella – never mind him wanting my blood , i want his! hurry up & kiss me before i change my mind & go for jacob!

“But Bella, this IS how vampires kiss.”

[quote=Lily]You know, this would be a lot easier without the screaming fangirls in the back.[/quote]
HAHAHAHHA!!!! totally true

Edward: -holding breath thinking- ohhh not again!! man i really am going to stick to this!!!!
Bella: what’s wrong???
Edward: -sighs thinking- WOOOPEEEE!!!!! – Nothing….

Bella: Edward your breath smells so sweet.
Edward: I just ate a cookie.
Bella: Oh….

Bella: How long is this gonna take?
Edward: I don’t know this is my first breath mint commercial.

Bella: How long is this gonna take?
Edward: I don’t know this is my first breath mint commercial.

Edward: Let me tell you a secret:
Bella: Yes?
Edward:….I..Like…Cookies.

Bella- closer closer aw we’re getting there..
Edward- I hope she has breath mints…

queene

[quote=noah]Edward: Your breath smells like garlic?Bella: Your breath smells like Taylor Lautner.[/quote]
Its smells like some one is jealous lol well i dont know you . so it might fit you

Rob: This isn’t right. We have to swap places.

Kristen: Why?

Rob: Because the shippers didn’t name us StenRob.

one.two.three. BREATH OUT.
ok.. good. again!
one.two.three BREATH OUT.
Bella: oo Edward you the perfect breath ever!
Edward: Oh, well, hah you know, it takes years of practice, 76 to be exact.

Kanye West: Imma let you finish, but Jacob Black is the best kisser evah!

sgulzau

Edward: Gee, your hair smells terrific!

why did I have to wear the grandma underwear today

aleesax3

edward: Your ass looks good from this angle

I may taste like a veggie burger, but it beats 100 year old mountain lion breath!

EDWARD: ermm ok easy does it bella dnt rush go with the flow
BELLA: i bet jacob can hold down an erection *sighs*

justincredible

Kristen: “Wow… I must REALLY make you excited!”

Robert: “Oh sorry, I forgot I put a copy of the script in my pocket.”

Edward : just a peck
Bella : Kthen , slowly. :p

bella:(thinking) he’s going to kiss me yes yes yes!
Edward: turns his head
bella: sighs, your suck a tease

Robert:” Why did they say cut right before I get to make out with her? ”
Kristen:” Ok I can do this, just step back… I dont need to kiss him again today.”