Edward thinking: Hmm.. which one is Bella..one on the right or one on the left.. they look so alike.. well, I just wait here, finally she will come to me.

noah

Bella: Why is your hair so girly?
Jacob: Because that’s how my boyfriend likes it.
Edward: That’s right bitch, you know how I like it.

melndrew

Edward thinking: Jeez, Jacob is so annoying. He needs to get his own girl & stop playing games w/mine.
Jacob thinking: I hope I’m annoying Edward. That is so much fun.

alexblagg

“Hey Bella! So do you have any extra hair scrunchies?”

Jacob: “You do realize he is stalking you.”
Bella: “Yeah I know, but he moves to fast for the police to catch. I just igonore him. Wanna go make out?”

sgulzau

Jacob: have you seen those shoes he’s wearing?
Bella: well, you know what they say about men with large feet…oh, sorry! You wear, what, a size 7?

Bella: “Hey Jake, um yeah i totally can’t find Edward anywhere.. do you like know where i could find him?”
Jacob: “Umm well he IS a vampire… nope, good luck!”

Bella: So Jake, you want to trade hair extensions this weekend?
Edward: If she would move her bookbag, I could finally see her ass.

Jacob : Your hair looks the best!
Bella : No! Your hair looks the best!
Jacob: No, your hair looks the best!
Bella : Noo, your hair looks the best!
Jacob : Ok, Your right, mine does look the best..

edward: can she hurry up. i really have to use the bathroom!

only

BELLA: “It’s really hard to pretend to be crushing on you when you’re standing on a box and wearing that awful wig!”
JACOB: “Don’t make me laugh; we’re already on take 84. “

wow, you are the worst actress i have ever worked with

sydsouth

* Bella: ” I’m so glad Edward can’t read my mind, Jacob is f*ck’N HOT..!! ”
Bella: So…your coming over to study right?
Jacob: ” I really don’t think she knows I sneaked in her room last night, and watched her take a shower, what was she doing for so long?”
Jacob: Yeah, of course! So i’ll see you later?!
Bella: yeah,
Jacob: Sweet! ” I’ll definitely be seeing you later…”
Bella: What did you say?!
Jacob: Nothing, bye Bells!!

Edward: Y’know I can hear you, right?

[quote=aveli]Edward thinking: Hmm.. which one is Bella..one on the right or one on the left.. they look so alike.. well, I just wait here, finally she will come to me.[/quote]
hahaha thats funny hehehehehe

edward: what does she see in him, im obviously the better looking one

Bella: ”Hey Jackie! Oh wait! Hey Jake!”
Jake: (smitten) ”Oh Bella, you’re so funny.”
Edward: ”Who’s that skank with Bella?”

Jacob: Look Bella, the thing is me and your ‘boyfriend’ have kind of a thing going on, I just thought you should know before anyone else does. So you cool with that.

Bella: Eh, whatever floats your boat. To be honest Jacob he was a real big pain in my ass.

bella: jake i told you so many times i can’t stand men whit wig get out!!!!
jake:come on bells i know you think i’m hot
bella: and wash your theets becouse you stinks!

Edward : This car is soaking…why am i still leaning on it!?
Bella : So what did u do this time?
Jacob : um….dont say anything but i um put some sticky stuff on his car :L

“Come on Bella. What does he have that I don’t?”

shann

bella – jake i really like you & everything but im sorta with edward & besides he has a well beta hair do! no-offence or owt :/

Edward: I’d make fun of Taylor’s wig, but he’s so buff he’d probably kill me.

Edward: -thinking- hmmm i wonder why jacob is so interes-
Jacob: -thinking- HEY BLOODSUCKER!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!! YEAH YOU!!!!! I’m kinda interested in something ELSE here!!!!!! mind-reading leech…
Edward: OH SNAP!
Bella: hey jacob!! you there?

tinatspoon

downwind of jacob and bella, edward sensed something fishy….

Bella: I don’t think I need your help, Jake.
Jacob: I think you do.
Edward (thinking): No She Doesn’t.

Jacob: Just a few hairstyle tips, Bella. Your hair i always so flat and boring!

Jacob: Why is Edward so angry?
Bella: His Brown Dress Shoes are too tight-makes him grumpy.

Edward: BELLA LETS GO!

Jacob: Bella what’s the leech got that I don’t?
Bella: A Volvo.
Jacob:Truce.

Taylor: so Bella , want to ditch him so we can get to the salon…

@muffie
hahahaha thats really funny. LOL

Jacob: -thinking- should i tell her she forgot to wipe the toothpaste from her mouth this morning or not …. better not
Bella: why are you looking at me like that?!?!
Jacob: i wasnt i was daydreaming
Edward: -thinking- if only she knew he was gay she would never speak to him again

Jakob “Bella…you’re so beautiful today.”
Bella “Stop talking cauz Edward is behind us. You know vampires can hear from long distances.”
Edward “Grrrrrrr…….”

Kristen to Taylor: In the next film, I get to wear that wig.

“Hey Jake.” (Bella) “How you doin’, girl?”(Jacob)

Edward: This is the first time in over a hundred years, I’ve wanted human blood again!

Jacob: See Bella, I would never eat you.
Bella: Oh Jake, I know I can always count on you.

edward: which one’s bella?
bella: you look like someone i know..
jacob: right back at you

Jake, I know you’re hotter than he is, but let’s face it, he’s way hawter than you’ll ever be!

aisha

Type your cobella :oh jake erm i wanna say i am starting to fall in love with you?
jacob: shut bella i had enough of your petty manish mood swings but sorry erm i like jessica alba and she like me as a friend and the best thing is i can take her home at nyt.we cant be friends cant be lovers well look on the bright side we’ll always be co-stars
mment here.

sgulzau

Really, Bella, I would know. The kind of car a guy drives is a cover-up for the other things he’s lacking.

I really do like Tater tots

bella: *caugh* Jeez jacob i keep inhaling your hair, are you sheding?

Bella Thinking: “I Wonder If His Pubic Hair Is That Long Too? Let Me Ask. Jacob Is Your Gentle Area Hair Long As The Ones On Your Head?”
Edward:(Giggling)
Jacob: “Do You Want To Go Down And Check?”
Edward: Dumb Bastard That’s My Job!”

Keep pretending that we’re still talking. If he gets jealous enough you may get to see a vampire throw a hissy fit.

JACOB: so bella next weekend your strighten my hair right like because it gone all frizzy
BELLA: Oooh well em =/ i dont think that is a good idea
JACOB: why not
BELLA:( loooks to the floor)
JACOB: ooh no not again i told you if you condition then it’ll look like mines ok dnt hate

justincredible

And if you’re really nice to me Jacob, I’ll get you a tighter shirt for Christmas.

Bella : Yo jake, here some crack for your hair,
Jake : thnks bby , iluvyou :’D

Bella:seriously jacob it is time to cut your hair it’s to long it’s the same length as mine.
Jacob:but i don’t want to….boohoohoo

Jacob: “Bella? Do you see how pissed Edward is right now? Ha ha this is great!!”