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Asian dude: Bro, I told you being in New Moon was going to get us lots of girls.

Varsity jacket dude: (sigh) What I really wanted was to wax Taylor Lautner’s chest.

Angela: Okay Mike, work it! Act like your 17. Here” *throws varsity Jacket* “This will convince them.”

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Mike: This high school thing is getting so old.

sgulzau

Those Old Navy mannequins have nothing on us!

ok guys, act natural

Angela: I’m going to make a fortune filming this Abercrombie and Fitch commercial

Mike: Man, she totally has the European Man Satchel I have been begging my parents for, like, the last 2 months.
Eric: I wonder if I hold my jacket out like this, they won’t notice I have a boner for Jessica?
Jessica: I wonder why ERic is holding his jacket like that?
Angela: I am so catching that boner on film…

Angela: Walk Walk fashion Baby, work it, move that bitch crazy!

angela:..umm jessica, can you please move big head, im trying to get a picture of eric

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* ” YAY…another day of us trying to precariously become instant celebrities–IT’S NOT working is it?!” *

angela: omg i just spotted edward cullen

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Atleast they didnt cut us for budget reasons.

Mike: ”Look at Angela trying to be the paparazzi.”
Angela: ”Eric, Eric, Eric!”
Jessica: ”Bella this, Bella that. Bella, Bella, Bella! [sigh] Okay, what was that, Mike?”
Eric: ”Careful Mike…Jess has some personal issues.”

Mike: Did you see Edward Cullen’s facebook? He totally didn’t put in a relationship. Oh Bella’s gonna be pissed.

mike: (i am so sexy jessica cna’t resist me hey jess do you want to go out tonight?
jessica:(i knew it he is under my feet) umm yes okay..
angela:(oh how cute iseric i’ll take some pictures of him)
eric:( bella is so hot i wonder when she is gona left that jackass!!!!!)

angelina whispers to jessica : u dont think eric and mike are spending alot of time together recently do u?
Jessica : Hes always told me hes goin to the gym….

“Oh I think I have a new feature!”

Mike- I can’t believe I am wearing a purple shirt and I don’t even sparkle in the sun.

Jessica: so boys, what are you gonna do on friday night??
Eric: i guess i-
Mike: I’m going to the movies to go see that scary movie.. wanna come??? -thinking- i hope i don’t puke…
Angela: HEY BELLA, EDWARD!!!!! COUPLE KISS PHOTO TIME!!!

Angela -Ok we’re all here – lets all pretend to be in a movie so my video camara can actually record something….

During the coverage shots, the cast passes time with small talk.

Justin: Did the paps catch you at the airport?

Mike: Yeah, I think I may have outed Robsten.

Anna: I swear, I didn’t drop the stupid script.

Christian: I’d rather go naked than to wear these glasses.

Angela: Here’s Rob! Oh I can see him soo clear!
Jessica: Ok guys, act like your into me !
Guys: what are you paying us?

mike: eh babay!
jessica: oh stop it
mike: i wasn’t… i wasn’t um talking to you
jessica: *confused*
angela: *giggles*
eric: eh bro, what’s the biggie.
mike: she said that your not man enough
eric: oh it’s on
angela: gotcha! well in pictures at least….

MIke: Jessica, you’re trashing my ego here. You actually thought it stood for “Forks”?

sgulzau

OK, we all agree, we’d look better standing next to a Volvo..

That is why I like soft puppies

To the Cullens, a four course meal just waiting to happen

MIKE: yeah check me out baby, the camera loves a little mike time
ANGELA: wtf my mom jst brought this camera, how did the lense brake??
JESSICA: i told you you should of just done a photo shoot on my turtle but noo…..

justincredible

OMG, this is going to look SOOOO good in the Wal-Mart ad on Black Friday…

Eric : Hehe and i was like waat ?!
Mike : Yea so , move jes. angela needs me.
Jess : Hehe , what ? *be’s a dumbass
Angie : Yea so move big head
lol

Angela:(thinks) mike totally has a giant booger hanging out of his nose hehehe. and jessica is still into him.

“Can you guys believe we are in a movie that is going to make millions? This is insane! No one knew who we were but they will now!! They better pay us more if these movies make more than what they say they will!!!”