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Jane: My eyes are burning!
Edward: That’s because I gave you syphilis!
“I am SO HIGH right now. Does anybody have any Visine?”
Jane: ” Okay Edward.. THIS is how you make an entrance!”
Can my eyes get any more red?
Excuse us, we’ll be right back! Edward has been a very bad boy. You’re next so don’t go anywhere!
Jane: “this way sparkle man”
Jane: Who in the hell gave Edward a robe?
Edward (thinking): *Whoa! Nice @ss… I’d tap that!*
Jane (thinking): *You wish!*
Ok, Where’s Kristen?! Enough is enough. I can’t take it anymore. Rob wants to tell us that they are in love for real but Kristen won’t let him! I’ll just have to vaporize her with my laser eyes.
Jane: And this is where I keep all my robes…
Edward: Please, enough of the closet tours!
For dry, red eyes, use ClearEyes!
stop staring at my butt edward -.-
edward: damn jane. the back of your body is ridiculous
JANE: “Explain why Edward gets the RED snuggie and I get the black one? I’m so angry there’s blook shooting out of my eyes!”
* Jane: What the hell are you looking at? You there!! Go away!!–or go sit with the others…than you can come in. Were having a…important celebration, you’ll be on the guess list now!! Ch Choi.*
Dakota: And this is where we all play Twister on a Saturday night. You’re gonna love it.
edward: Im bored
I feel like an oversized doll in this coat.
Jane: **thinking …… I’m always have to open the door???
Jane: ”This way to better fashion, man!”
Edward: ”When will this misery end?!”
Jane: Dammit, maybe he doesn’t know I think he is so hot. Keep it cool Jane, keep it cool.
jane: this is my room (oh no! sh*t i forgot to hide the bodies!)
Jane : WHO THE HELL GLUED MY HANDS TO THE DOOR KNOBS?!
Edward : wasn’t me!
Alice : sorry….i thought edward was going first
“Let the games begin.”
Edward: and i thought Jacob was and annoying little devil
Jane: SHUT UP!
Alice : Wow I can’t believe we’re at the fashion week *o*
Edward : It’s my turn ..
Jane : Me first !
BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!
Ha! bella has no chance with edward now! how can he choose her over me with these amazing eyes??!!
Dakota Fanning is so pissed she only made the JV cheer-leading team!
Jane: oh here’s my favorite room, the ro-
Edward: AW C’MON!??!?! ROYALTY MY BUTT!!!! I’LL DO ANYTHING I WANT!!! smartasses….. wow pretty
Jane: Aro I demand a wardrobe Change, Edward told me I look like Nanny McPhee!
Edward: Why is my robe so red?
Jane: Aro has a Red Riding Hood Fetish…
Alice (Thinking): I feel bad for you in ten minutes.
jane: oops wrong door we dont need to see that oh and by the way Aro you have a little blood on your face be sure to clean before we almost kill the people behind us.
Jane: Sir, I caught him showing off to a human – AGAIN
Edward : Damn you Bella.
Alice :Should I not try to run now?
Follow me I know where the buffet is at…
Edward: i think ive had enough with bella… look at janes bum oooo *dribble*
Jane: i really hope my contacts dont fall out otherwise im in deep trouble
so listen dont act with tom cruise. oh and those aliens.. really now how to rock your world.. im about to show this fella here some moves ;)
Jane “Edward, again late at school.next time we’ll bring you out at the sun and we’ll let you sunburn.”
Edward”Yes Madam…”
Eyes off my butt, ECullz.
“Step into my office.”
Why are my parties ALWAYS so boring? Everyone is acting like they are going to an execution.
Jane: Guess who’s coming to dinner.
MOVE, get out my way!
jane: these kids…
edward: man, i don’t wanna be in time out.
alice: put your phone away before jane sees it.
And this is the third bedroom, but you could easily make it an office.
edward *thinking* whats that on her butt?
jane:*thinking* do you think they can tell drinking blood gives me a raction and i got an uncomforatble rash on my ass
[quote=eilodon9]And this is the third bedroom, but you could easily make it an office.[/quote]
LOL…I love it!!
I think I just peed a little in my pants, I hope no one notices
Bye cribs! I had fun but i have some torturing to do, peace.
edward thinking: wow she has some broad shoulders like a guy…. Strangely attractive!
jane: i dont understand what bella sees in him