1. Jane: My eyes are burning!
    Edward: That’s because I gave you syphilis!

  2. “I am SO HIGH right now. Does anybody have any Visine?”

  3. Tere

    Jane: ” Okay Edward.. THIS is how you make an entrance!”

  4. Can my eyes get any more red?

  5. Excuse us, we’ll be right back! Edward has been a very bad boy. You’re next so don’t go anywhere!

  6. Amanda

    Jane: “this way sparkle man”

  7. bianca

    Jane: Who in the hell gave Edward a robe?

  8. Edward (thinking): *Whoa! Nice @ss… I’d tap that!*
    Jane (thinking): *You wish!*

  9. Jen

    Ok, Where’s Kristen?! Enough is enough. I can’t take it anymore. Rob wants to tell us that they are in love for real but Kristen won’t let him! I’ll just have to vaporize her with my laser eyes.

  10. lulu choo

    Jane: And this is where I keep all my robes…
    Edward: Please, enough of the closet tours!

  11. For dry, red eyes, use ClearEyes!

  12. rocker2

    stop staring at my butt edward -.-

  13. Tia

    edward: damn jane. the back of your body is ridiculous

  14. JANE: “Explain why Edward gets the RED snuggie and I get the black one? I’m so angry there’s blook shooting out of my eyes!”

  15. * Jane: What the hell are you looking at? You there!! Go away!!–or go sit with the others…than you can come in. Were having a…important celebration, you’ll be on the guess list now!! Ch Choi.*

  16. a.bee

    Dakota: And this is where we all play Twister on a Saturday night. You’re gonna love it.

  17. Bon

    edward: Im bored

  18. I feel like an oversized doll in this coat.

  19. k@m@sutr@

    Jane: **thinking …… I’m always have to open the door???

  20. Andrina

    Jane: ”This way to better fashion, man!”
    Edward: ”When will this misery end?!”

  21. Jane

    Jane: Dammit, maybe he doesn’t know I think he is so hot. Keep it cool Jane, keep it cool.

  22. natalia

    jane: this is my room (oh no! sh*t i forgot to hide the bodies!)

  23. Onetruelie

    Jane : WHO THE HELL GLUED MY HANDS TO THE DOOR KNOBS?!
    Edward : wasn’t me!
    Alice : sorry….i thought edward was going first

  24. Angie

    “Let the games begin.”

  25. Nessa

    Edward: and i thought Jacob was and annoying little devil
    Jane: SHUT UP!

  26. fafa011

    Alice : Wow I can’t believe we’re at the fashion week *o*
    Edward : It’s my turn ..
    Jane : Me first !

  27. Ha! bella has no chance with edward now! how can he choose her over me with these amazing eyes??!!

  28. Elizabeth Songer

    Dakota Fanning is so pissed she only made the JV cheer-leading team!

  29. Vero Michelle

    Jane: oh here’s my favorite room, the ro-
    Edward: AW C’MON!??!?! ROYALTY MY BUTT!!!! I’LL DO ANYTHING I WANT!!! smartasses….. wow pretty

  30. Muffe

    Jane: Aro I demand a wardrobe Change, Edward told me I look like Nanny McPhee!

  31. Muffie-e

    Edward: Why is my robe so red?
    Jane: Aro has a Red Riding Hood Fetish…
    Alice (Thinking): I feel bad for you in ten minutes.

  32. iluvjasper

    jane: oops wrong door we dont need to see that oh and by the way Aro you have a little blood on your face be sure to clean before we almost kill the people behind us.

  33. Deepak

    Jane: Sir, I caught him showing off to a human – AGAIN
    Edward : Damn you Bella.
    Alice :Should I not try to run now?

  34. Malorie

    Follow me I know where the buffet is at…

  35. FayeMoylan

    Edward: i think ive had enough with bella… look at janes bum oooo *dribble*
    Jane: i really hope my contacts dont fall out otherwise im in deep trouble

  36. nrav

    so listen dont act with tom cruise. oh and those aliens.. really now how to rock your world.. im about to show this fella here some moves ;)

  37. sissi

    Jane “Edward, again late at school.next time we’ll bring you out at the sun and we’ll let you sunburn.”
    Edward”Yes Madam…”

  38. Laura

    Eyes off my butt, ECullz.

  39. Paige

    “Step into my office.”

  40. Why are my parties ALWAYS so boring? Everyone is acting like they are going to an execution.

  41. Anna

    Jane: Guess who’s coming to dinner.

  42. michelle

    MOVE, get out my way!

  43. mai

    jane: these kids…
    edward: man, i don’t wanna be in time out.
    alice: put your phone away before jane sees it.

  44. eilodon9

    And this is the third bedroom, but you could easily make it an office.

  45. edward *thinking* whats that on her butt?
    jane:*thinking* do you think they can tell drinking blood gives me a raction and i got an uncomforatble rash on my ass

  46. [quote=eilodon9]And this is the third bedroom, but you could easily make it an office.[/quote]
    LOL…I love it!!

  47. Jennifer

    I think I just peed a little in my pants, I hope no one notices

  48. Bye cribs! I had fun but i have some torturing to do, peace.

  49. brett

    edward thinking: wow she has some broad shoulders like a guy…. Strangely attractive!
    jane: i dont understand what bella sees in him

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