noah

Dude on left: I’ve got the best abs.
Dude in middle: I hope I reach puberty by the end of the movie.
Dude on right: ::sigh:: Why are my nipples so small?

alexblagg

The worst thing about hanging out in the woods all the time is when cougars steal your shirts.

Paul: God I’m cold…..Dont show it.. look tough… Flex.. Yeah thats the stuff. Take that Sam! Second in command my wolf butt!

melndrew

Thank goodness we didn’t have our shorts stolen.

Sam: why are you still following me!?
Paul: I like looking at your ass.
Jared: Okay, I don’t know about you guys, but I think the whole wolf thing was a load of sh*t. I’m f*ckin freezing!

sgulzau

Left: I wonder if her how her bra would look on me?
Middle: Her shoes are so unfashionable.
Right: She’s been in my closet again!

Paul: Are you guys ready to sing “YMCA”?

three amigos

Guy on left: Rrrrriiiipppp…Damn, that felt good
Guy in middle: What the hell is that smell??
Guy of right: Damn, I wish he would stop doing that. It must be Emily’s muffins!

lunasaturnia

This is like some weird Incredible Hulk flashback.

Paul: Im too sexy for my, to sexy for my, too sexy for my ah ah ah ah.
Jared: I’m too sexy for my , too sexy for my shirt,too sexy for my shirt that’s why its in the dirt.
Sam: OK lets sing it again I’m too sexy for ya,too sexy for ya, too sexy for ya bell bells bell Bella, I’m too sexy for ya Yeah..

( Hey? we thought we were auditioning for jacob?)

Guy on Right: Were here for Bella’s birthday party, were the dancers.
Guy in the middle: Dance biscuits.
Guy on Left: Guys….I’m not wearing any underwear.

on the left : mmmm, you’ve got an oh henry bar… >:]
middle : you wouldnt mind sharing would you ? >:]
right : oh god no ! my worst enemy, get that chocolate bar away from me ! i don’t want to ruin these abs.

paul:..i want to eat bella :)

only

(Gameshow host): “Okay, Bella; who’s it going to be? Bachelor number one, bachelor number two, or bachelor number three?”
(Bella): “Can I just pretend to be a lesbian and leave here alone?”

We maybe shirtless surrounded by other muscular men, but we’re not gay. Got it?

sydsouth

* Paul: Damn, I can’t wait to get back to the mirror! I look AWESOME,, Jacob has nothing on me except that he is my boss–hmm, does that make me his bitch?
Jared: This is like high school all over again…somebody shoot me NOW!!
Sam: Leah knows she still wants some of this!! *

“Whaddaya mean ‘man boobs’?”

guy on left: Yummy, dinner

nevaeh9

our dinner just got away!

The wolf-pack does their best impression of the 3 bears as they search for Goldilocks.

Do a little dance, make a little love,
Get down tonight.

Dude in middle: Hey, like, for spartaaaaaa! and whatever.
Other dudes: Yeah, totally.

Since each member of the wolfpack can read each other’s mind…
Left: ”I’m so sexy”
Right: ”Dude! How many times have I told you…you’re not hot!”
Middle (back): [Referring to guy on right] ”Don’t be jealous that we be lookin’ fine.

Left: God I need to get laid.

Paul: aww Jacob again.

paul: this shirtless thing is amazing sam is so sexi
sam: hey it’s something rong whit paul he is starung at me
embry:this two are freaks!

left : How far is it to burger king?
Middle : Um….about 12 miles
Right : I wanna go to china town

Dude on left of picture: Wow that vampire sure is sexy…….i’ll give him something to bite!

“You want some of this? Just say the word and it’s game on.”

Paul (left) : Guys it’s really freezing, I feel like my nipples are having a bon-er
(Middle) : Really? Hmm your nipples are not the only ones…

Scientists have discovered a new breed of hairless werewolves.

tinatspoon

Paul: maybe If i make my sexy eyes…
embry: ha ha, paul’s making his sexy eyes, i can just tell.
sam: they’re staring at my ass!

tinatspoon

i used to be a werewolf but i’m alright noOOOOOOOOOOWWW

guy on the right “omg we so need to chuck the dude next 2 me! hes soo skinny & geeky looking! a’mean talk about cramping our style!”

guy in the middle ” be calm , dont show your fear … OMG OMG OMG.. hes huge & look at me , hes gona kill me! arrrgggghh! ”

guy on the left ” right i know im the best looking & have the best body & everything but i gotta try stay normal , if they find out how confident i am them two will go nuts! cant have that happening , i remember last time they were both rocking them selves to sleep with big fluffy teddys! you wouldnt have thought would you?! “

You know Bella thinks we’re hot.

Paul: -cackling- heheheh one more for fun!
Sam: Chill guys, remember this is our people… -thinking- our people my butt….
Jared: What do i do know?!?!?! what man>?!?!!?!?

dude in the middle: i totally need to put some pounds on im so skinny. i need to be like jacob

Are we all set to rumble..

Spray on abs! Order now and get a pair of blue jeans for free! .

so that’ll be 300 dollars for 3 naked men for the night? oh and extra for spanking .

Man from the left “There’s a she wolf in your closet..Open up and set her free…”
Man in the middle “Aoouuuu…”
Man in the right “All together!!”

U.S. public school systems report a 50% mathematics grade increase among girls 5-18 since the implementation of the new, “Count the Abs” Program.

Wanna Play?

sgulzau

LEFT: I’m so HOT
MIDDLE: I’m so NOT
RIGHT: I don’t get it.

Oh, you won’t give our shirts back?
Want some pants with that?

Sam: okay, i see the pinata, i’m going in.
paul: good luck, ha…
guy in the back: this is too exciting

Give us back our Richard Simmons exercise tape – NOW!

aisha

paul: hey sam why is jacob wearing team edward panties