Courtney Stodden and husband visit The Grove in West Hollywood,CA.
She’s acting like she’s on the red carpet… I mean look at her dress and heels. Who dresses like that at the grove!
Her testicles will fall out if she hikes up more…and what the hell is up with Doug and poop eating smile??
Okay, I have many many pair of platform shoes like that from performing and parties. I can tell you from experience – you cannot wear them for long before they start to hurt like a Son of a …gun.(Plus, my shoes are attractive.) This is like the thirtieth photo in a row in the same spot – her feet have to be killing her, and she hasn’t even walked the mall yet. She’s always in the same pose – same leg up, raised to the same height, dress either falling naturally to show that much thigh, or a hand used to show even more. Her clutch bag, sometimes held by Doug, is actually covering her bosom at the moment, which is shocking, because in this particular shot, this dress – which is not so flattering to her figure – actually looks like it might be showcasing her hips to bosom ratio in a significant, man-appealing way. And yet, she holds on to the white clutch and tilts her head like she may have heard a dog whistle just before the camera’s shutter clicked, teeth protruding ever-so-slightly over her lower lip like the nibblles he leads her around by may have been just whisked away a second ago….
Lord, i’m mean