The haaaeeeell???? This girl is bat-shiz freakin’ crazy.
Just because there’s a good amount of alliteration in your sentence, doesn’t mean anything you’re saying makes any kind of sense to the outside world.
What the hell do you classify as a “luxurious legend”? And after you explain that, how about you explain to me how you can “lay your eyes upon every [one]”?
…You don’t have to explain how your eyes are lustrous. I really would rather you leave out that detail.