Daniel Tosh: Most Raunchy Quotes
On race: "But if you had to eat people to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic backgrounds? You can get as uncomfortable as you want, we're gonna do this joke. Think Mexican people are spicy? Do you have to have chips and salsa before you bite into Jose or can you just dig in? I know, guacamole's extra! I'm doing everybody. Chinese people: Are you hungry again thirty minutes later for more? Black people: Get ready, mmm-hmm, taste like chicken. White people: You don't eat white people. I don't make the rules. That's how that joke has to end."