Daniel Tosh’s Most Raunchy Quotes
Daniel Tosh: Most Raunchy Quotes
On sex and women: "The closest thing I got to a birds and bees talk was with my dad. He was like, "Son, sex is a lot like this egg ... You take a woman and crack her over the head and lie her flat. Make sure she sizzles and then flip her over. Don't stand too close or you'll get yellow stuff all over your bacon."