Gary Oldman
Portrayed: Dracula, the mother of all vampires in Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

Thrice divorced. That’s twice plus one for Mr. Oldman, who either has a fondness for roast beef and bad toasts, or is a man who had to repress a giggle when he spoke this line in that very vampiry movie, “Walk with me to be my loving wife, forever.”