Synopsis: Because Hollywood is rapidly running out of things to remake or re-imagine, we’re down to fairy tales now, and just one step up from “The Three Little Pigs” we’ll find this greedy brother/sister duo who got duped by a miserly witch. This time, however, they’re older and much better equipped – with holy weapons of mass destruction. Trained in the bad-ass art of the witch hunt, these fairy tale siblings ramp up the action in this over-the-top genre mash-up from the director of the Nazi-zombie horror flick Dead Snow.
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