“Until America, door to door, takes every handgun, this is what you’re gonna have," Sylvester Stallone has said. "It’s pathetic. It really is pathetic. It’s sad. We’re living in the Dark Ages over there.”
If you weren't watching the Mayweather vs. Pacquiao fight last night because, naturally, you didn't want to buy it on Pay-Per-View, then you were probably watching better television like Saturday Night Live. To everyone's delight, Scarlett Johansson hosted last night's episode and slayed her opener by treating us with a little song and dance.